Get Your Thanksgiving Weekend Binge On!

Ahh, the holidays are upon us. Family, friends, food. Your heart warms with the good feelings of the season. Ok, now that that’s over let’s get real. As a kid ...

Pass the _____? The Best And Worst Thanksgiving Foods!

We’ve driven (or flown) long distances. We’ve put up with a lot of inane chit chat with relatives we’re not quite sure how we’re related. We’ve selected our best pair ...

Another Planeteer comes forward to accuse Captain Planet of sexual abuse

“We wanted to save the world, but at what cost?” that’s how former Planeteer, Linka, started her press conference accusing Captain Planet of drugging her and sexually assaulting her back ...

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West and Sparks [TIMED] Podcast Ep 45.5: Sasquatch is Back…

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Ferret FAIL

Check out this stupid ass ferret, proving once again that they are God’s biggest mistake and should have never made it on that silly Ark. Noah should have straight up drown these mutant rats. Seriously, it can’t even make this simple jump. Watch it and you’ll see what I mean.

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Man hit in the face by not 1, 2, or 3 penalty kicks

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a looooooong time.

Superzeroes Issue 13: “Are Five, Dee Four”

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Where Our Zeroes Take On Monsters, Scary Stories, Choosing Your Own Adventure, Crappy Scripts, Underoos, And Repair Droids!

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Nolan Gets Campy

Tony Hawk Rides An Actual Hoverboard!

Honoring The Fallen
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Read A Summary Of A Leaked Ghostbusters 3 Script Here!

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Taste These Sex Toys

Ever wonder which edible sex toys are the good ones? Me neither.

Grandmothers Smoke Weed

And now let’s take a moment and appreciate these dear, old grandmothers who turn up far louder than any AARP card carrying member should.

West and Sparks [TIMED] Podcast Ep 45: I’d Rather Be A Femifish Than Eat From A Tin

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WestandSparksWest and Sparks is back with all the nonsense you can shake a stick at…if you can shake a stick for 30 min straight. We make mermaid jokes! What talk about what Gweneth Paltrow would rather smoke meth than eat out of! This is episode is so full of stuff we could’ve called it the TurDucKen of podcasts- BUT WE DIDN’T – BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES THAT SHIT! You’ll love this, give it whirl!

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IDAHO! NOW WITH PELTS!

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REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:

America’s favorite food looms in warehouses everywhere. Frozen in time. Awaiting the proper preparation. One man, demonstrating monstrous willpower, is able to say, “no,” right before he bites into America’s most coveted food source! In the slam bang action thrill ride of the season, Ernesto Hernandez IS Poultry-consumer-but-sometimes-hesitates-to-consume-when-it-seems-necessary MAN. You thought you knew chicken. You don’t know shit. This bird is divine.

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