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A Killer Announcement

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This is a interesting announcement, reported by Alternative Nation, Mark Stoermer bassist of the Killers will be taking a indefinite hiatus from touring with the band. He’ll be working on other projects like a solo album.
 
The band explained in a statement yesterday, “Mark has decided to take a break from The Killers touring — but don’t be surprised if you see him on stage from time to time. Everyone supports Mark’s decision to take a break to pursue other educational goals and releasing a solo album. The four of us continue to work on our fifth studio album together, and we’re all excited about the new songs we’re writing. More to come…”
 
You can read it on Alternative Nation by clicking here.
Below are the tour dates for the Killers:
June 2, 2016: Caesars Windsor Colosseum- Windsor, Ontario, Canada
June 3, 2016: Bunbury Music Festival- Cincinnati, Ohio
June 4, 2016: Governors Ball Music Festival- New York City, New York
June 16, 2016: Grand Sierra Resort and Casino- Reno, Nevada
July 14- 17, 2016: Pemberton Music Festival- Pemberton, British Columbia, Canada
July 21, 2016: Mohegan Sun- Uncasville, Connecticut
July 22, 2016: Borgata- Atlantic City, New Jersey
July 24, 2016: Wayhome Music & Arts Festival- Oro-Medonte, Ontario, Canada
July 27, 2016: Private Show- Chicago, Illinois
September 3, 2016: Jazz Apsen Snowmass Experience- Snowmass Village, Colorado

Click here for ticket info.

Clever Wifi Names

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It’s one of the most exciting moments of your mundane life.

You just got back from Microcenter with a brand new wireless router and you’re ready to set it up. First, you call your cable company and chug three beers while you’re on hold. Then you’re fighting with an internet expert in a time zone 14 hours ahead of you.

You finally get confirmation that the router you choose, the one that resembles the BattleBot ’98 world champion, will actually work with their provided modem and a choir of angels sings down.

The Most Insane Router | Clever Wifi Names

The Most Insane Routers Deserve Clever Wifi Names – http://amzn.to/1Vhw7sR

 

You Love Internet, It Provides Internet

You love your new router. It is going to provide you with every episode of Star Trek. It’s going to provide you with a connection to the real world and Facebook (not the same thing.)

It will provide it you with endless hours of joy and joy and yes I said joy twice. Guess why.

You may not think about our little unsung BattleBot hero, but they provide for our well-beings in more ways than many of our human, physical relationships.

It’s how I’m writing these words and delivering them to your eyeballs.

So what, you’re gonna call something stupid? 

Would you call your dog something stupid? What about your wife?

Exactly.

Something that you love this much deserves a awesome name. A name worthy of your time, and something that you won’t be ashamed of when you’re neighbors steal the signal. It must be regal or respectful. At the very least it must a stupid pun.

But at the same time, it has to be something clever. A clever wifi name is the pinnacle of human achievements.

It shows the own possesses a mastery of machine, language, and humor, the modern day equivalent of a renaissance man in an era full of “bros” and guys named Chad.

I’ve taken the liberty to list out the most clever wifi names I’ve come across in my short time on this earth. I will periodically add to this list as I learn more about the ways of the wifi. I will soon become a master of modem, and reach a new enlightenment.

Clever Wifi Names

  1. Abrahamlinksys
  2. MrBurns (Signal strength… excellent.)
  3. Free WiFi For Everyone
  4. Get off my LAN
  5. FBI Surveillance Van
  6. Wu Tang LAN
  7. Occam’s Router
  8. Bill Wi, the Science Fi
  9. Wi believe I can Fi
  10. IthurtswhenIP
  11. Duke of URL
  12. This LAN is your LAN
  13. Spaceballs the Wireless Network
  14. House LANnister
  15. Fi like an eagle
  16. Loading…
  17. doyourhomework (“What’s your wifi? Do you homework.”)
  18. RouterIBarelyKnowHer
  19. THE ROUTERS OF ROHAN
  20. Lord of the Pings
  21. The Router Limits
  22. Darude- LANstorm

If you have any other clever wifi names, please list them in the comments and I might update this post.

Florence and the Machine makes you smile today

Here’s something to put the biggest smile on your face today.

Florence and the Machine is currently on tour and if you haven’t seen them live… You need to. It’s worth pulling an all nighter and spending the money. Well, another reason to see them would be for their kind hearts. Florence is known to be very warm to people, stopping her concerts if she seeing a fight breaking out, things like that. This takes the cake.

The band had a show in Austin, Texas on Thursday and on Friday while they were still in town they decided to stop at a hospice hospital. They stopped by a fan’s room that had bought tickets to the show the night before but couldn’t go because of her illness. Florence and the Machine made sure she got her own private performance, they sung Shake it Out and Dog Days Are Over.

Moments like this remind you to put down that phone and pay attention to the people around you. Reminds you to enjoy that piece of cake and not give in to worthless drama.

New Pop-Tarts???

I’m all about kickin’ old school with some pop-tarts but I don’t know if I can do the new flavors. 

Pop-Tarts announced the two new flavors they’re releasing, one is root beer and the other orange crush… As in the pop flavors! When it came to why bring the two things together, Kellogg’s thought since people love both pop and pop-tarts why not combine the two? The official statement is below. 

“We’re always trying to surprise our fans with flavors they’ll love. Pop-Tarts and soda pop is a fun, new flavor combination…” Angela Gusse, director of marketing, said in a statement.

I might just buy them and do a video on how they taste hahaha! 

Millennials suck

It’s another Millennial video about how Millennials suck. But let me say this… There are some Millennials that actually work hard and accomplish things because of their effort. And why all of the sudden are there videos hating on Millennials? Is it because we’re an easy target? Don’t get me wrong, I think some of these are funny… I think it’s hilarious that we did get participation trophies! Hahaha.

Is it the majority that is making us look bad or are we just an easy target for comedians?

This is the latest video that has popped up, and I actually thought it was funny until he said the last part. Then I was like, “bro, really?” Let’s not forget that most Millennials have been contributing to society for one to two decades now.

Because I posted the Millennial video, I thought I would post another one… One that you might make you think.

Take a bite out of this!

The Discovery Channel just announced their 28th annual Shark Week which will air starting on Sunday June 26h through July 3rd. They will air 20 different shows about sharks that week and like last year they have Shark After Dark with host Eli Roth.

Shark Week Fan Fact: Had no idea, but last year (2015) Shark Week had 1.27 million viewers which was the highest they’ve ever had!

If you would like to read the description of each shark show they will air, click here.

A new Rocky Horror Picture Show

The trailer isn’t long and they don’t give us a lot to go off of but the first trailer has been released for the NEW Rock Horror Picture Show.

I think the reason for not showing us a lot was so we don’t shut it down right away. This is a big reboot. Can they replace the original? Doubt it.

Will you go see it?