“We wanted to save the world, but at what cost?” that’s how former Planeteer, Linka, started her press conference accusing Captain Planet of drugging her and sexually assaulting her back ...
Check out this stupid ass ferret, proving once again that they are God’s biggest mistake and should have never made it on that silly Ark. Noah should have straight up drown these mutant rats. Seriously, it can’t even make this simple jump. Watch it and you’ll see what I mean.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a looooooong time.
Ever wonder which edible sex toys are the good ones? Me neither.
And now let’s take a moment and appreciate these dear, old grandmothers who turn up far louder than any AARP card carrying member should.
Sparks Radio is back to celebrate Monday in all of it’s glory with a new Podcast! This is a game show podcast where Michael tries to score as many worthless points as possible by making you laugh! Michael tries to guess how you responded in “The Feud,” and tries to guess today’s top news stories during “The News!” Today we talk about how the government is wasting your money while making you fat, and Putin’s latest shirtless threat! Plus, Michael and Sparks figure out just how fat they are after realizing that they only make junk food references. Be sure to RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE and enjoy the Sparks Radio Podcast episode 44!
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- Fat, King, Escape, Developed, Nightmare
- Putin, Threat, No, Alarm, Climate
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Just like the cops, the taco truck is never there when you need it.
— Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) November 15, 2014
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Friday is here at last and it comes with a complimentary NEW EPISODE! Look, we know you want to hear terrible puns about burning hands, chicken, and prostitutes…but is that the only reason why you come here? Is it? IS IT!?!?! Okay…I need to calm down. The point I’m getting at is that we’re bringing so much more than that…I mean, we’re also bring puns about DEODORANT – FUCK YEAH! We’re also answering mail about a guy who is seriously thinking about buying a certain kind of underwear – listen and enjoy the rest of your Friday!
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— Nomi Knowme (@NomiRadio) November 14, 2014