Gif Credit: stalkeandolemedio If you live on the east coast this winter has been absolutely brutal, but it’s been excellent for aimlessly watching Netflix. If you live anywhere else, then ...
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It’s Friday, and this week has kicked your ass. Why not take out that aggression on someone in a healthy way.
Move your mouse from right to left over the guys face, and enjoy.
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MORE FREE entertainment being silvered free of charge on yo ass! Alright, so maybe we’re using “entertainment” loosely here, but nonetheless as FREE as Bald Eagle perched upon the shoulders of our forefathers sitting next to a trash can on someone’s front lawn with a sign that says…you guessed it…free.” If this is your first time listening, let’s break it down for you. This damn thing can only last 30 min long. You see, we time it so we don’t waste your time. It’s quick, it’s funny, it’s an incredible display of stupidity. Today we talk about: face blankets, tight underwear affecting your politics, and for some reason – Washing your hair in a bin. Check out Episode 57 of West and Sparks!
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Mouth that Shit:
News That Matters:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Fire-breathing lizards. Dinosaurs with wings. Reptiles from hell: dragons. Such things have been rumored, discussed in low tones. Whispers. Dragons have always been associated with mythology, fables and tales…until now. When NASA sends an unmanned robot to Mars to look for signs of life, they get more than they bargained for: DRAGONS. Maybe. I mean, they could have existed there a long time ago because that rock formation over there sort of looks like a dragon skull. You see, in space, no one can hear you scream that it’s a slam-bang-action-thrill-ride-of-the-season! Michael Bay tackles…DRAGONS. FROM MARS. MARS DRAGONS.
Guess What’s Up My Rectum
Take, take me away. I’ve got, got to pay for my crimes of heinous. Prisons high, high security. Means I can’t have, have my purity of anus. Shoved up north in my way down south. The prison guards know that I’ve got some kind mouth. I’m a talker you see, and need to be free, just give me a SIM card and a full battery. They saw my posture, and called the doctor, and acted as a proctor. Sent back to my home, my stash now blown, with my anus feeling alone, I still can’t believe they found my ______
Sickest globes in the game pic.twitter.com/wyo4FFEmP1
— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) January 14, 2015
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) February 22, 2015
If the “calling shotgun and being the first one to touch it” rule applies to the outside world, then #America has dibs on the moon.
— Sparks (@SparksRadio) February 25, 2015
Director Joseph Kahn created a fan film, dark, gritty and R-Rated 14 minute short film of an awesome Power Rangers movie. I’d be first in line to get my ticket for this one. Check it out below!
Photo Credit: Variety
House of Cards is probably one of my favorite shows on right now. Third season starts back up this Sunday on Netflix and you know a show is hot if people are making parodies of it.
This was released not long ago and is currently trending… Sesame Street: House of Bricks. If you know House of Cards, then you’ll think this is hilarious!
Kevin Spacey, I hate that I love your character… In both shows and parodies.
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Back again on your Monday! This one is seriously addicting. Just move your mouse over the circle on the screen, you won’t be able to stop. It’ll kill a good 20-30 minutes guaranteed.
Check out today’s Time Waster Of The Day!
If Monday was a man, then consider this episode of the Sparks Radio Podcast the reason it’s difficult for him to pee when he wakes up! This is a NEWS TRIVIA PODCAST where we challenge stand up comic, Michael Joyce, to take on: Current News Stories, tricky definitions, and Feud style answers from you! The more he gets right, the more points he’ll get! Today’s show we’re talking about why John Boehner is so orange, a Breaking Bad style drug bust, and if Viagra is a performance enhancing drug! Plus we get to your answers on “Where’s the worst place to leave a box of kittens?” in Episode 54 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!
Links to the Articles!
- Light, Wearable, Head, Combats, Device
- 40 pounds, Broccoli, Discovered, Found, Buried
- Unfortunately, Viagra, Lost, Enough, Circulation
If you think about it, Mr. Peanut works for a company that murders his family members #peanuts
— Sparks (@SparksRadio) February 22, 2015
We can bring an end to climate change if only it can be linked to erectile dysfunction
— Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) February 20, 2015
— The Fancy Show (@TheFancyShow) February 18, 2015