Come on, ya’ll! It’s a brand new episode of West and Sparks! This week we discuss the big game, Judy Garland’s SECRETS of a lost time, car flatulence, tiny hands, and chickens that are good for more than just eating! You’ve heard of killing time? Well, this episode straight up kills MINDS! Hit it!
News That Matters:
- My cock can play the piano too
- More American than Liberals at this point 😂
- That’s the kinda chicken that needs to be dumped in a deep fat fryer and sprinkled with Colonel Sanders original recipe seasoning until golden 😋 bon appetit!
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Shooting up night clubs is just the start. All my morbid plans are hidden where I fart. Plotting, parading, I am the fear in the streets. Working on terror whilst something in my butt cheeks. 39 people killed in the land of Turkey. Seems fitting, since my rectum is stretched and dry like jerky. Captured now, my secrets are blown. Better take a message, because they took my ass ______
I am trying to not eat this entire bag of Oreos. I now know what Lindsay Lohan feels like during happy hour
— Sparks (@SparksRadio) January 16, 2017
Back on twitter! This is the hardest app for me to stay active on! Anyone else have this problem?
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) January 2, 2017
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