We’re TIMING this Podcast so we can bring you all the NEWS THAT MATTERS! We’re talking: prom dates that shouldn’t happen, what NOT to do when people die and how the fastest fingers in the world can be used in a VARIETY of ways! n
News That Matters:
- This man fingered my wife. RIP Janet.
- Why the fuck you want landscape mode when the subject is in perfect frame? Do you want to see the surroundings how the store looks like?
- Legend has it he hasn’t stopped typing.
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Oh boy look at my face, I’ve got pimples all over the place. Best go to the doc and get this situation on lock. Got my cream full of accutane, because doctors are smart in their brain. Maybe girls will go with me to the dance and I’ll be able kiss them like in france. Oh god, oh dear god, am I becoming spiderman? I have a radioactive b-hole and no geiger counter glands. Cut it out of me, I’m a waste of pants. Pooping 16 times a day leaves no time for romance. Got me some money of out this great nation, Lost my rectum completely from my acne _______
I now have unlimited data! Unlimited power!!!!!
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) April 11, 2017
You know, some guy’s job title was once “computer.” He too had trouble opening windows…
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