West and Sparks are back! After a couple week break, we’re talking about all the NEWS THAT MATTERS! Why Vegas is a “tiny penis city”, how far will a man go to avoid his wife/watch sports, and the untold downside to protesting! It’s bound to leave you wondering “What did I just hear?” and “Was that worth my time?” Strap in for an tantalizing episode of West and Sparks!
News That Matters:
- Bill Clinton Is A Rapist
- “Why is Obama’s limo in front my plane? ..oh! that’s right ,I’m the POTUS ..almost forgot!”
- illuminati mind control fail?!
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah, Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Yeah. What’s that? Oh it’s a bunch of people having a giggle while you’re giving that finger of middle a nice little jiggle. Feeling up mah boys, you must have been good at picking up your toys. Your search is very thorough, but then you digit begins to burrow. Pushin up through me undies, hand in my pants like Al Bundy’s. Your tortoise head mushing through my hair like Fables of Aesop. Never thought I’d get a full cavity search in public by a _________
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) May 15, 2017
I look down on people who say “short people problems”
— Sparks (@SparksRadio) June 4, 2017
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