We’ll never be “Royals,” that’s for sure. West and Sparks reach this conclusion pretty quickly. The whole world got high this weekend, and the Easter Bunny left some questionable presents behind for the kiddies. Not to mention, drug cartels are attacking us where it really hurts…
Oh, and have you met Snake Plinski? It’s Snake Plissken’s brother, from the Escape from L.A. movie. Don’t ask. We shouldn’t have.
NEWS THAT MATTERS:
- Easter Egg hunt turns deadly
- New Rule means more expensive beer
- What’s worse than fucking a corpse?
- Limes of death!
Here’s Bon Jovi’s white mic stand…