We’ve all been out in public and saw someone and thought “do they own a mirror?”, or “what were they thinking wearing that?” This article is for those people.
However, these people think these fashion disasters truly make them look good. Sometimes it takes someone of the opposite sex to set someone straight. Men and Women all over the world ask “what do women want?” or “what do guys think about?” Well, concerning fashion at least we’re here to help. So the Superzero himself, Paul Oh, and Nomi of All Ears will present “The Worst Clothing/Fashion Choices” for the opposite sex.
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Paul Oh: Alright ladies, first let me say I hold no advance degree in fashion design (surprised right). Nor have I been a judge on any number of Bravo shows that devote time to what’s in and what’s out, but these, have to go. Sure, you might see them and think “summer fun”, “Coachella SWAG”, or “these are perfect for the beach”, but all guys think when we see these are “look at the cottage cheese ass”, or “is that a denim diaper”. I understand these might have been an in thing at one time, but all I think when I see them is “did you cut off your Mom’s jeans?”
Nomi: OK, I will have to say….. I agree with Paul on this one. I know it’s a shocker, but the high waisted shorts are terrible and even when it comes to high waisted pants. It’s a no!! Are you trying to get a camel toe? What if you eat too much, do you get a snake belly? If your boobs touch the top of your pants, there’s something wrong.
But I will have to say, I’m looking at this differently from you Paul. Denim Diaper and cottage cheese ass? Hahaha is that what guys really see?? It’s kind of scary, now you know why women over think EVERYTHING haha because we don’t want to be known as the chick who has a blue jean denim diaper haha!
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Paul Oh: Hey, to be fair I love cottage cheese, the food that is, and during a good Law And Order marathon nothing would be better than having a diaper on, but these things are horrible. But yes, the quotes I used above I’ve heard guys say about high-waisted shorts. I’m a big dude, so I dress in what I know my large frame can make look good (mostly comic book t-shirts, and loose jeans, haha). Extra points taken away if I can see the pockets of the shorts sticking out from the bottom. Honestly ladies, like the Canadian songwriter David Wilcox penned “I love every woman I see”, so to me you’re all beautiful. Don’t ever change….unless you’re wearing these.
Horrible Men’s Fashion:
Attention all guys who like to wear these!!!! Stop. Stop it right now!
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Nomi’s Thoughts: It doesn’t matter if you are built, hit the gym everyday or have no shape in your arms and they’re fat. These don’t look good on any arm, they don’t. If you have no muscle shape and have a hardcore farmer’s tan… It just looks terrible. And if you have hardcore muscles and your arms look great, it makes you look like you’re trying to rub it in. Makes you look like you’re a total meat head. OMG and if you cut sleeves off and make it on your own, just throw it away. Better yet, throw away your entire closet and start over. Most girls are just trying to hold back their laughs because either way this shirt is ridiculous. No cut off shirts!
Paul’s thoughts: I have nothing in the way of muscle tone. Surprised right? I’ll somewhat agree with you. While I do condemn guys who wear cutoffs in public (c’mon guys, I don’t want to see your armpit bush while I’m eating a steak at Outback) I used to rock the cutoff look while I was a younger man. Mostly while working landscaping jobs.
You know what, I stand corrected. I just found an old photo of me in a cutoff T. Yeah, that look sucks. I feel shame.
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Armpit bush is the best way to describe one of the horrible issues with cut off shirts. If you’re going to Outback Steak House, let’s just hope you wear a shirt and not a cut off T. If you ARE going to outback and wearing a T… We have more than just dress code to discuss.
I’m saying it straight up, if you think this is socially acceptable and that you look like a stud muffin wearing cut off sleeves… Get ready to put money in the douche bag jar sir! Not only is this top not flattering to ANY man, but it makes you look like an ass. It’s an ass shirt! Don’t wear it. Now, if you’re working at a job like a landscaping business or construction, well then MAYBE you could get away with it. Because girls… They have fantasies too guys! 😉
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So that’s the first edition of “Horrible Fashions As Told By The Opposite Sex”. We will return again with more horrible clothing that people wear. Do you have a fashion item that drives you up a wall. Tweet us or comment below and we’ll tackle it in future editions.