Hey weary traveler, it’s Wednesday! West is uploading this, so it’s getting done on time this week. All of our brains are irreparably damaged by smog and radiation, so this podcast is streamlined to last about 30 minutes–give or take a few extra bits and pieces of time! This week we talk about Applebees, bending shit with our minds and, of course, GUNS! We both embrace and shit on guns at the same time, so the right and the left can smile ear-to-ear! Sexual stamina and Chipotle both come under fire. Stuff is off the chain, what can I say? Get on our level and Bend Your Mind Around These Berries!
Links to the Articles!
News that matters:
Mouth That Shit:
Real Life or Michael Bay:
Sexual stamina is a topic that isn’t for the faint of heart to explore. Perhaps only the director of our generation can do justice to such a topic! The navy seals have their training; obama has his cabinet; and michael jordan had his scotty pippin! We’ll final tackle the most explosive topic of the season, perhaps with the help of someone who only knows Pain and Gain!
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
When they were in a pinch, they started to be fearful. Nothing helped them in the bathroom, so they gave the workers an earful! From words to action, their baby had a reaction. The dining area will have to do.
Just think, every time you see a pic of a girl’s #selfie…she took at least 46 pics before that one.
Tweeting falsehoods since 1979 #liar
— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) September 3, 2014