West and Sparks is a timed podcast! What does that mean? IT MEANS WE TIME IT? How so, you say? WITH A GOD DAMN WATCH! “How long do you time it for?”, you continue. FOR 30 MINUTES! Which is good because we’re not going to waste your time rambling on and on and on. Look, we get it, most “podcasts” out there are just some people sitting around talking about current events. Well we do that same thing – BUT WITH A WATCH! See the difference! In this episode, we’re talking about the latest news on: Barbershop trash cans, Blackbeard’s rectum, and a lot of people seemed to have hurt their penises. So put on your “I don’t give fuck all” blinders and enjoy Episode 53 of West and Sparks!
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News That Matters:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Presidents come and go….but some stay in our hearts and minds forever. From the Gettysburg address to Guantanamo Bay, presidents have created their legacy with their words…and their actions…and sometimes even the use of their dicks. Anyway, there comes a time when a man’s legacy is so large, so profound, that there isn’t a lock in the world that could contain them…until now. This Season, there proves to be a season for every season. In the slam-bang, action thrill ride of ALL SEASONS THAT EVER EXISTED, comes a tale about just how much president one can buy for 25,000 dollars. Every man has his price.
Guess what’s up my rectum:
Argh, ye maties who are late to the party. Time to pull down ye pants if you’re smellin a we bit farty. We got the doc aboard if yer feelin ill, you’re on Blackbeards ship, and a sickness is lookin to kill. So do yer stretches and get nice and limber, then spread yer cheeks cuz were shivering yer timbers! Doc will give you some clysters after you take a dump, but only way to get them is with this rectum _______
Sickest globes in the game pic.twitter.com/wyo4FFEmP1
— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) January 14, 2015
Annnnd cock blocked by the “new team member” from Target. — Ryan West (@RyanWestt) January 23, 2015