Everyone’s favorite speech and moment spoiler was at it again last weekend at The Grammy’s. Much like back in 2009 when Kanye interrupted Taylor Swift, Kanye again jumped on stage when Beck won Album of the Year for “Morning Phase“. Sure, this time he didn’t say anything on stage, but after the show he said that Beck should give his award to Beyonce. Damn bro, you’d think he was married to her with all the props he throws her way.
Anyway, was this a douchey moment? Absolutely. This isn’t Kanye’s Grammy Awards bud. The Grammy’s are a prestigious award that is decided by hours of delib…haha, sorry couldn’t get through that without laughing.
But seriously, I thought why not take Kayne’s talent for interrupting, and put it to good use. Kayne, you’re free to show up at any of these points in my life and do what you do best (I mean if you’ve heard his music you’ll agree, interrupting is where he truly shines).
Ugh, nothing worse than staff meetings. Sitting and talking about 3rd quarter projections, quotas and how to keep the numbers in the black. Who wouldn’t mind seeing Yeezus show up to free us from that man-made prison. Unless it’s Judy’s birthday. Then we get ice-cream cake. Mmmm ice-cream cake…
Whenever my wife wants me to go shopping I know I’m in for 4-6 hours of boredom and bag carrying. See that’s the difference between men and women. Women shop, which means they wander aimlessly looking at things, with nothing in particular in mind that they want. Men buy, meaning we know what we want, we find it, we buy it, we’re back home in 20 minutes or less. That’s why I love that stores now have husband chairs, and some have flat screens on the wall to watch. But not once has my personal friend Kanye showed up to get me back home to my Netflix marathon of Frasier. Not once. Not cool Kanye, not cool at all.
Facebook Comment Debates
These debates can range in topic, so it’s good if Kanye is well read on the issues of the day. Right now it’s vaccines, tomorrow it could be drones, or healthcare, or constitutional law, or any number of things that are pointless to discuss in the most informal and worthless of settings, the Facebook News Feed. Just once if Kanye showed up with a poignant thought on the war against ISIS, I think we’d all be better Americans and people, and owe him some gratitude.
Now my good friend Ryan West can attest to how much I hate the dentist. Nothing worse in my opinion. The treatment techniques haven’t changed since the 1800s, every other medical field has advanced exponentially, but a dentist still cleans your teeth with the equivalent of a rusty nail and twine. I think if Kanye showed up and made his point to the dentist that my teeth are in no way the worst, I’d be scot-free and Kanye and I could go grab some froyo.
Say Yes To The Dress Marathons
There you are, sitting on your couch on another lazy Saturday afternoon. You quietly doze off, and when you wake up, the worst has happened. Your wife or girlfriend has the remote, and has surfed her way to the 36 hour insanity that is TLC’s “Say Yes To The Dress” Marathon. What can you do? You know there is no way you’re getting that remote. You know there is no way you can enjoy this show. You’re stuck bro. Enter Kanye. Boom, how can your significant other ignore the fact that there are much better programming options right now. You’re back in control, and just for good measure, hide the remote somewhere in case the Saturday-sleepys creep back in.
What are some moments you’d want Kanye to interrupt in your life? Comment, or tweet us using the #kanyeinterrupts and we’ll share the best on the article!