Most people think of Wednesday as mid week. But keep in mind MOST PEOPLE miss the toilet and buy generic Oreo’s thinking THEY’RE JUST AS GOOD – SO MOST PEOPLE ARE MORONS. This is a day to celebrate! We’ve got a new brand new show for you. In this latest episode we’re talking: freeze babies, people who volunteer their hands for something naughty, and why Ryan wants to borrow a “Bro-Hole”! Episode 55 is locked and ready to blow you mind! Listen and enjoy!
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When the fitness craze is in full swing and everyone wants a piece of the action, an unpredictable enemy emerges from the shadows and the trees. With razor talons and a twitching head, this enemy is unlike anything we’ve ever known. This enemy wants no one to feel safe. In the slam bang, action thrill ride of Portland, Oregon, comes a creature that hates everything you stand for. He is: “THE OWL.”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum
Past the point of sale, with something shoved in my tail. Already banned twice, I needed to steal something nice. I’ve got a problem that needs a fixin, I stole Walmart clothes for my addiction. So, scoob bit tee dip dop scoob bit tee ay, I’ll be able to smoke another day! But wait the five oh is here, and they’re looking to charge. A cavity search will turn up something large. Looking down my brown eyed sight, searching for something they were trying to snipe, that’s when they found my plight, shoved up there was my crack ________
“Ryan: He says we’re all going to kill ourselves with the Higgs-Boson particle. Sparks: WHY WASN’T THAT IN “NEWS THAT MATTERS!?!”
— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) September 10, 2014
Bang bang into the rooooooooom
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) February 11, 2015