Friday? Yes! Your prayers have been answered! Time to kick it for the rest of the day and pretend you’re working. Hell, your boss isn’t even working right now. Just type up a half written email, crank up All Ears, and stare at the screen like you’re in some deep state of thought. Trust us, it works. To make things even better, today we’re talking about: THE BEST GOD DAMN DONUTS ON EARTH, how Doritos lead to attempted murder, and what to do when/if your penis starts chaffing! Who gives two shits about work on a Friday? We sure don’t! It’s episode 58,000 of All Ears!
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“Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down.” What about chronically ill pre-diabetic children, you sick bastard…
— Nomi Knowme (@NomiRadio) March 6, 2015