West and Sparks is back with a FULL NEW EPISODE! Ryan sounds like he’s deep throating the mic, but nonetheless, it’s the slam-bang-small-town-action-thrill-ride-of-the-millenium! Check it out because we’re talking about people who can’t tell you’re rapping up a conversation, the best way to fix a pothole, and a letter from a 6′ 5″ woman who wants to bulk up! This is a good one so kick back and let it run all over your face – it’s West and Sparks episode 63 – Sparks Does Europe (3 Places)!!!
Links to the Articles:
Mouth That Shit:
News That Matters:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Two birds. One baby. Together, under the right conditions, can shut down an entire town. How will they get back to the river? Do they even want to go back? In the slam-bang-small-town-action-thrill-ride-of-the-millenium, It takes two to tango, but it takes three to salsa. It’s “Animals Can’t take a Hint.”
Guess what’s up my rectum:
Shining so bright in the night sky, while you beam your laser into my eye. Driving down the winding road, “shine not” I was told. Just for laughs and har har’s, I like shining laser pointers into cars. Look in my rearview and more lights await, better hide my stash and dodge my fate. Now grab my bag of a little green and stick it where it can’t be seen. Putting green near my brown, like a gardener who hates to frown. There isn’t much in that baggie, the cops found it because my pants were _____
It’s scientifically proven that bees are more attracted to purple flowers. Therefore a purple flower Is like a big fat ass to bees.
— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) March 9, 2015
“Get involved” has to be one the worst pieces of advice out there. People could do to be a little less involved.
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) April 23, 2015