It’s West and Sparks! We discover where a guy’s heart truly resides, get controversial on pajama pants and are shocked to discover that women just don’t poop…they POOOOOOOOP. This is the perfect podcast to help you through any 39 hour work week. When you’re done listening, you’ll feel like you’ve just hoe’d your way to China!
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REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Facebook is riddled with verbal bullet holes…in every corner, with every post and during every moment of the day. People lay the smack down, complain, brag, and post inappropriate pics of themselves…but…this summer…people will “Like the Strangest Things.” This is a film about nothing. But it’s still slam banging! This summer…be careful what you “like.” It just might get you arrested.
Guess what’s up my rectum:
Like sneaking into the movies I brought more than I was supposed to bring, but like a bee sometimes I’ve just got to sting. Frisk me, search me, pat me up and down. You found my under stash, but now you have to search my brown. Make me do it was a very smart call, having this “on my person” didn’t seem dangerous at all. Pulling it out, there was a slight little tinge, because it was a sharp and pointy _________
It’s scientifically proven that bees are more attracted to purple flowers. Therefore a purple flower Is like a big fat ass to bees. — WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) March 9, 2015
“Get involved” has to be one the worst pieces of advice out there. People could do to be a little less involved.
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) April 23, 2015