This isn’t your normal episode of West and Sparks. Ryan is still an appendage short, so it’s back to Skype…BUT THAT’S NOT GOING TO STOP THE DONGS FROM SYNCING! We’re powering through and keeping it on the clock while talking about all the news you want to hear: Hunters in Texas catching mythical creatures, Gator Justice, and mail from a man who’s stuck in the outback! Give yourself a little treat today and think to yourself “I deserve this” as you nurse down the latest episode of West and Sparks!
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REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Tooth Fairy ain’t got shit on this little girl. It’s DIY tooth pulling time. IN 3D IMAX! Watch as her tooth flies out of the screen and into your lap. Woah! Holy shit! Was that real?! YES! Yes, it was. In the slam bang action thrill ride that dentists everywhere are calling, “a smile-a-minute film,” It’s “DIY: tooth time.”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Rick- um, rock-um, zana do – boy oh boy do I have a job for you. Fly to Mumbai and smuggle this in, getting “taxed out the ass” is the reason. I understand that it’s over a pound, so shove it up your brown because I’m not shipping it ground. It’s a precious metal and in bars it’s sold, it’s a new international rackett and the standard is _______
Anything portable if you’re strong enough
— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) May 27, 2015
No one outnaps me
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) May 11, 2015
Still seeing these #LoveWins tweets. No, Love doesn’t win. He loses by watching his arm get dislocated & is on the DL for the finals.