West and Sparks is up and pretty dirty this week. You can’t really blame us though. I mean, for one thing, we’re idiots. And with father time counting down 30 minutes in your face, sometimes you gotta go where the joke takes you. It just so happens that is the b-hole in this instance. We’re talking about other things though! We’re knocking on the doors of: The worst way to stop masturbating, the worst place to put a shampoo bottle, and one man’s quest to shatter a stereotype! Sit back, make sure there are no children around and enjoy the 30 minutes of episode 74 of West and Sparks!
Links to the Articles:
Mouth that Shit:
News That Matters:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
The problem is worldwide. It’s a worldwide problem. It’s problem numero Uno. In a problematic worldwide world, one problem emerges as number one……..It’s the sort of problem your parents warned you about. Aunt Edna even said the following (IN AN OLD LADY VOICE), “Son, your generation is gonna have to undo what we did. It’s not right, and I’m sorry. It’s a worldwide problem that even the pope can’t solve!” Aunt Edna was right. This problem smells like priority number one for the worldwide world! This holiday season, paint the walls yellow, or…die trying…in the slam-bang-action-thrill-ride-of-the-year, it’s “Urination: the world is not your toilet.” Rated U.
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
I heard a stranger crying “help me”, so this superhero heeded to the plea. Complain of stomach issues, I said “quit crying” and put down the tissues. 12 hours later of snorting mountains of blow, there appeared to be something blocking her pipe’s flow. Rush to the hospital we went in a snap, as soon as we both awoke from our elongated nap. The doctors took her to surgery and boy they did try, but alas a bacteria infection caused her to die. With Murder I’m charged as they say I did the do, but I didn’t kill her with that bottle of______
— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) July 30, 2015
When you pass up certain toilet paper brands, you’re saying “I wouldn’t even wipe my ass with that” #realtalk
Born in sin, come on in
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) March 8, 2015