NO TIME FOR EXPLANATIONS! YOU’VE GOT A TIMED MOTHER FUCKIN PODCAST TO LISTEN TO! ALL CAPS, QUICK RECAPS, AND EXCLAMATION MARKS’ WHAT WE’RE ABOUT TODAY! WE’RE TALKING: LIZARD MEN SPOTTED, A MAN SHOVES A FLASHLIGHT IN THE WORST PLACE, AND WHY YOU SHOULDN’T PRESS ON YOUR BELLY BUTTON! LISTEN!
Links to the Articles!
Mouth that Shit:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Is it a birthday party? No! Is it a circus? NO!!!! Is it another example of this depraved society running on fumes, long past empty?! maybe…either way, this movie isn’t clowning around. In the slam-bang-action-thrill-ride-hashtag-no-clowning-adventure of the season….it’s “What’s so funny?”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Look over here, look over there, something’s now shoved in my derriere. Hard to see, harder to believe, the pain isn’t something that can be dealt with Aleve. Into the hospital I go, stomach cramps taking their blow, how it go up there nobody know! 2 hours later post surgery, I’m feeling empty, they removed the plastic object and it filled me with glee. Speculation is that I got in a bar fight, maybe couldn’t see at night, shoved up my rectum was a flash _______
Nothing is impossible when you put your lobbyists to it. #fact
— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) August 13, 2015
A friend just suggested a strategy to deal with ?’s about my recovery: You should make a t-shirt. “Fuck you. I’m crippled. Forever.”
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) August 6, 2015
Tweeting from the Gave? He still gets reception from there? https://t.co/Sd76Awzoq3