West and Sparks is like your fat friend. Short winded. Why? Because we time the damn thing! Once we synchronize our watches, this damn thing will only last 30 min!* Today’s show is all about: Real weird ritual murders, benefits of drinking backwash, and Ryan’s strange obsession of trying to stay young. Sit back and we save you from the rest of your Wednesday with episode 82 of West and Sparks!
*This episode completely shatters that rule
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The Da Vinci Code brought us mystery, suspense and intrigue. But it never brought us bone fragments. Bone fragments. Fragments of bone. They tell a story. If we were to smash your skull in and extract the bone, it would tell a story too. This, however, points to possibly the most famous story of all time. Or. Does. It? In the slam-bang-bone-fragment-movie-of-the-winter-season, it’s “The Da Vinci Bone.”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Lying here, lifeless and colder. Body rotting, but I’m not getting older. Seems I’m dead, but not at fault. They believe I was killed, by some kind of cult. There’s a reason why I had to die, but they can’t figure out why, they had to take my brown eye. Gone are the days of smelling with my septum, because I’m dead and the took my entire ________
Biscuits and gravy is breakfast’s way of asking “what’s a quicker death than bacon?”
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— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) September 28, 2015
Jury Duty vs. Jerry doodie. So close, yet so different.
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