West and Sparks TIMED Podcast Ep 84: The Quest for the Perfect Skull Joke

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Finally a podcast actually designed to make your Wednesday’s go by smoother! It’s a new episode of West and Sparks and we have a proposition for you! (Please buy a t-shirt) We’ll read anything you email us on the show if you buy a t-shirt. Yeah…ANYTHING! It doesn’t matter if it’s the Declaration of Independence or the script of the worst movie of all time – Transformers 4! WE. DON’T. CARE. JUST. BUY. A. T-SHIRT. (Please buy a t-shirt) We only have 5 days left to sell 17 more of these bitches. COME ON!!!! DO ITTTTTT!!!!!!! Also, today’s show is all about: people who’s stories go nowhere, the quest for the perfect joke, and what the hell happened to Jonathan Taylor Thomas! (Please buy a t-shirt) It’s episode 84 of the West and Sparks Timed Podcast!

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News That Matters:

• Skulking around
• Canada’s So Trashy

REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:

Lies. Lies. Aren’t we all? We’re not really endangered at all. Some call it propaganda; others call it just ‘ganda–because they are too lazy to say the full word, “propaganda.” Either way, things aren’t what they seem with this zoo animal. In the slam-bang-action-thrill-ride-of-the-zoo, it’s “Endangered Danger.”

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

The old way of doing things isn’t always the best, not when there’s new technology to test. So, yes I’m questioning your one gloved and why you hold this one more above. Is it love? I’m tryin to process your mind state, while you’re possessing my prostate. Just can’t get over, your fingers roaming like a mars rover to see if my gland is red like rover. There’s a new way of doing it and I don’t need to fidget, so let me stand up and remove your ________

 

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— Sparks (@SparksRadio) October 15, 2015

 

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— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) October 8, 2015

Any technology is “wearable technology” depending on how much duct tape you have

— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) October 7, 2015

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