West and Sparks!
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NUMBER TWO IN UNDERSTANDING EVERYTHING ELSE
It’s time to snuggle up under a blanket, or, under the protection of the constitution, and strap in for a wild ride! This week we discuss “Boo in the streets,” fighting over chicken and a festival about vegetables gone horribly wrong!
Mouth that Shit:
News That Matters:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
It’s supposed to be fun. It’s supposed to be inflatable. It’s supposed to be inflatable fun. Until. It’s. NOT! This is one orange ball you don’t want to fuck with. In the slam-bang-jack-o-lantern-action-thrill-ride-of-the-year, it’s “Boo! IN THE STREETS!”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
There’s no more time for waiting around, forget CVS and get your pills at brown. logistics and delivery are certainly my thing, as long as it comes out of my fleshy “O” ring. I’ve got your morphine and other pills alike, and I’m always telling the cops to take a hike. They pulled me over, rolled around like rover, and tased me till I cooked like a russell stover. It was the station that they took me back, when they finally charged me with a “keister __________”
Any technology is “wearable technology” depending on how much duct tape you have
— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) October 7, 2015
12 Dogs of Dog — Ryan West (@RyanWestt) October 22, 2015
In the time it takes you to read this, a child goes without water. But that’s just because you’re a quick reader and tweets aren’t very long
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