West and Sparks TIMED Podcast is here and it looks like a damn good day to time a podcast! Today we are talking about: lice passion, tomatoes, winter, and SO. MUCH. MORE.
Mouth That Shit:
News That Matters:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
The year is 2025…AD…the discovery space mission has gone dark. At 0600 hours, all contact was lost. Or. WAS IT?! Turns out, the shuttle came back with no human life. Abandoned? NO!!!!! On this space shuttle were a pack of SEX ROBOTS! AHHHHHH. Why were they sent here?! TO SUCK, FUCK and SPACE ROBOT YOUR WIVES. TO TAKE THEM AWAY FROM HERE! To take them away from YOU! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! This movie is called, “And YOU THOUGHT SEX WITH YOUR 50 YEAR OLD WIFE WAS ROBOTIC: A space robot original,” Tagline: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
GUESS WHAT’S UP MY RECTUM
Let’s go over your unders, look at you blunder, and see what you’ve been up to. (and up in you!) Yes you seem to have an object stuck, after you went to duck, and now you can’t poo. This isn’t the first time, something’s been shoved in a behind, so let’s go over the list with you! From coins to pliers, pencils to lighters, don’t forget screws and test tubes. From billiards to candles, bottles to door handles, even a vase didn’t need lube! The magical number is 17,968, that’s how many times Ass doctors have been called in these great United _______
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