West and Sparks TIMED Podcast is up! We time this thing so you don’t have to worry about your time being wasted! Today’s show: do you know what Spring is? What the hell is a haberdashery? What’s Ted Cruz up to now?!! All these answers and more inside episode 105 of West and Sparks TIMED Podcast!
News That Matters:
Real Life or Michael Bay
Boom goes the dynamite. Dynamite go BOOM. Boom, boom boom. That what the dynamite DO! Mankind will have to do better than that, if mankind wants to extinguish this enemy. From the makers of Backdraft and gone in 33 seconds, as well as the makers of Don’t Put that in the Front or Back Door, comes the extreme follow-up to those films. This film is called, Boom Goes the Boom Boom Boom! Slam! Bang! Action! Thrill! Ride! Season! YEAH!
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
I’ve got a sick flow, I’m a living tube! Sucking sand, and I don’t need no lube! Living in the deep, I can’t get no sleep, for a creature puts it in my backup…beep beep. It hides from predators, while I’m laying on the floor. All I’m saying is – PLEASE NO MORE! Poo Poo platter is this guy’s favorite dish, Crawling inside of me is a _________
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