West and Sparks TIMED Podcast is HERE! Through the web! Soon, however, we will be LIVE AND THROUGH THE WEB! On Saturday, May 28th, we will be at Time Out Sports Bar and Grill in VEGAS! It’ll be a free show, were we open for the Rise to Offend podcast. Today we’re talking about: where you shouldn’t follow your GPS, being naked in Cleveland and why someone might choose death over voting in the next election! If that seems like a lot – IT IS! But fear not, because we TIME this thing, so there’s nothing but gold for you to enjoy! It’s episode 109 of West and Sparks – Listen to it!
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Guess What’s Up My Rectum
Police after me but that’s not where my story starts. I’m a good little boy going to work and doing my part. Boss says “deliver a message” and away I go. Only they got illegal liquor little did I know. Cops kick in the door looking for the score. They arrest me and throw my clothes to the floor. Bend my legs back like wheelbarrow, and fed my b-hole like a mama bird sparrow. Gas they said, gas in the bum. This kind of gas is liquid, but they’re just really dumb. Topped off like a lantern them cops were mean. They filled my rectum with _______
Everyday I expect to read a story that Donald Trump is Tan Mom’s illegitimate son pic.twitter.com/krrIDQ3wOp
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