West and Sparks TIMED PODCAST is a special one today because it was done LIVE at Time-Out Sports Bar and Grill! In this episode Ryan talks about his first Las Vegas experience, LIVE rectum riddle audience guessing, and we ask what state Google’s “How to make a baby.” It was an absolute blast to get up and do a live show! Big thanks to the boys of Rise To Offend, who celebrated their 200th episode, for letting us get up before them for our first live episode! Be sure to hit the link and subscribe/review! Without further ado – it’s time for episode 110 of West and Sparks LIVE PODCAST!
News That Matters:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
79. 79 people awaiting the warm embrace. The clenching of body parts. The skin on skin, brief, friction-laden, rub-a-thon that should never be rushed. UNTIL. IT. IS. RUSHED. Get a move on, boys, it’s time for the deep-good-hug-it-out-but-not-
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
- Sign says dead end, but I still want to get with a partner or the occasional friend. Sealed up tight like fort knox, you’re going to have to go around back if you want to get in my box. Is your name Richard Gere? Because your nickname is Dick and I want it in my rear. Pump pump squirt squirt, now I’m feeling my tummy hurt. I’m pregnant the doc says when he enters the room, that because my rectum is connected to my ________
- Want to heat up your day? Well, I have a way. You may not like it, but it will ultimately make you shout, “HEY!!!!” Are you my bae? Let me say, when you come to the hospital, 10 inches don’t play. How in the hell did that get up there? There are some objects you shouldn’t pair, like THIS OBJECT with your dairy air. It’s kind of a canister, you see, and it can be used for burning trees. More common, it’s used with a mask, coupled with a brightness that, if you had one, would singe your ‘stache. If you guess, it’ll appear on your front porch, dear God, it’s a ________________
- Let’s try something new, I saw it in a film and my mind wasn’t the only thing that blew. Black, long and about 20 inches, I bent over and pulled down my britches. In the past my rectum has taken a beating, but I’ve never felt my rectum during a feeding. Now my intestines and it are having a clandestine meeting. Hours of surgery, the animal I no longer feel, that the last time I keister a live ______
Neigh means neigh pic.twitter.com/l9iRN4ArC5
Why the FUCK does belly button lint always pile up? Always! Where does it come from? My shirts aren’t that linty! — Ryan West (@RyanWestt) February 23, 2016
— Rise To Offend (@risetooffend) May 31, 2016
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