West and Sparks TIMED Podcast is here for your Wednesday! We’re breaking down all the news stories you need to hear about. What’s Rocky been up to lately? Have you ever been to a Waffle House in the daylight? Can our pants convict you of a crime? All these answers and more on episode 112 of West and Sparks!
News That Matters:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Sheep, aren’t we all? OR. ARE. WE?! What do a shepherd do when he takes his eyes off the flock? Who shepherds the shepherd? What happens when the flock….REVOLTS?! In the slam-bang-have-you-any-wool?-thrill-ride-of-the-season it’s “Sleep Tight but Watch Your Flock.”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Break in here, break in there, nobody will know what’s in my underwear. Whoop Whoop, that’s the 5-O, I’m cat burglar, so I go out the window. Trying to rob a place, I must not have any pockets, there’s only one place to store these golden lockets. Caught and bowels scanned after my own admission, turns out I robbed the place of the X-Ray _______
Shoutout to trash compactors. They’re crushin it everyday
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) June 12, 2016
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