West and Sparks TIMED Podcast is here for your Wednesday! Fight a bat, after your team wins a championship! Don’t bounce into electricity! Say goodbye to meat forever! Plus, we even give you the latest news on fashion, of all things! It’s episode 113 of West and Sparks!
News That Matters:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Bounce with me, bounce with me, bounce with me, bounce. Get bouncy bounce bounce bounce, until you just want to do an ounce. Would you bounce in a house? How ‘bout we bounce in a house? Until thugs descend on the house with FULLY AUTOMATIC RIFLES! Go check on GRANDMA! It’s time to leave! In the slam-bang-action-electrical-thrill-ride-of-the-inflatable-season, it’s “Bounce in a House: the Electricity Equation.”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Oh man! This is gonna be a great game! Soccer, A sport where the fans can’t be tame. Smuggled in my black hole, they said that I couldn’t bring it. Felt like an emergency, you’d need some light to have seen it. Whipping it out at the height of the moment. I burned 2 people now I need b-hole attonement. I brought this in bathing in its red glare, this I pulled out of my arse, it was a roadside _______
Cleaner than three marines’ mothers’ rooms
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) June 21, 2016
The models on magazine covers are portraying unrealistic standards to young women who want careers as photoshop retouch artists #Talented
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