West and Sparks is all about discovery today! You’re going to learn more about Ryan West in the first 5 minutes of this episode than you have in the past 2 years!! Also, we’re talking: Japanese Nipple Man, ultra-violent Ice Cream WARS, and there’s some Sparks CAN’T TALK ABOUT!!! Listen in as we bring the News and Comedy in a TIMELY FASHION! This is episode 116 of West and Sparks!
News That Matters:
- funniest shit I seen all day
- It’s 2016 and people still record vertical?
- my question: why the hell did the kid do thad
- How much did he pay for the T20?
- If the kid was smart, he should have faked an injury and sued the shit out of the driver.
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Coming home. Coming home. A nice event. Coming home. What a relief. “Ah,” you say. It’s nice to be home. OR IS IT?! It’s not so nice to be home when a fuzzy, gray intruder is there and it’s turning tricks! In the slam-bang-trick-turning-thrill-ride-of-the-season, it’s What the Fuck is this Koala doing in my home?!
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
My prostate is all cancer, Doc’s got the answer, hit it with radiation, but here’s the frustration. Prostate close to my b-hole, makin it all swole, and bleeding from my buns, it never very fun. Gotta try something new, to inject in my West Virginia poo, wanna take dumps, so build a wall like Trump. Going in for Chemo, my prostate I’m going to repo, giving the cancer hell, now that my rectum got the _____
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 8, 2016
Ice-T, Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice…you could say the 90’s was the last Ice age.
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