West and Sparks is back at it for your Wednesday!! The new website has SOFT LAUNCHED! We celebrate it with catchy and disturbing music! Also, we’re talking: the best criminal alias, people that think water is pee, and catching Pokemon where no one should! Listen in as we bring the News and Comedy in a TIMELY FASHION! This is episode 11 of West and Sparks!
News That Matters:
- i think i took the wrong pills, plz halp
- This shit is therapy
- Can I get whatever the creator of this masterpiece was smoking
- omg these remixes though I’m dead
- I put bleach in my kazoo.
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
What happens when you go from trying to catch them all…to getting CAUGHT?! The ultimate hunt has been turned! I mean…the TABLES HAVE TURNED! From the movie makers who brought you Surviving the Game and Hard Target…it’s the next evolution in shitty hunting movies! In the slam-bang-pikachu-licking-ball-busting-bulbasaur-choking-charizard-thrill-ride-of-the-season! It’s Pokemon…NO!
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Hey Lady! Here’s a note. I’VE GOT A GUN. Is what the writing wrote. Made out like a bandit and the cops couldn’t stand it. Probation, I got away. Investigation, Carl Monday. Going to shop post robbery. This bread so fresh, I smell like a bakery. Call up a cab like ballers do. Cops yell hands up, like the crow flew. Now up in prison and this ain’t funny. It’s full week later and from ass they withdrew ________
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 8, 2016
Ice-T, Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice…you could say the 90’s was the last Ice age.
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