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News That Matters:
- Everybody can stop now. This guy just completely won the internet
- ffuuuuuuu this was posted 2 days after he died? Here I was hoping that Bowie had gotten to see it.
- David Bowie jumping off a ledge like a demented monkey wearing a banana coloured batman coat giving a guttural scream has got to be the weirdest thing I’ve seen in yonks
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Man versus Cow! Cowman! Can man’s greatest technological advancements fight off a living, breathing slab of meat?! HUH?! What happens when you want a patty but the patty ain’t gonna die! Patty AIN’T GONNA DIE TONIGHT, SON! In the slam-bang-helicopter-spinning-steak-thrill-ride-of-the-season, it’s “COWABUNGA!”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Am I homeless if I’m renting a place? Can you tell if they’re evil by seeing their face? Casually walking, I fell from the landing. Face full of poo, I look up where I was standing. Stinking like never before, I took off my clothes and went for the door. “Oh hello there landlords”, I said with glee. They then took a pole and shoved in my hole…not the one from which I pee. But the act wasn’t done, they were still having fun, and decided something else should go betwixt my buns. Like a bidet from hell, the pain arose, because they went to the garden and got the ________
Everything Michael Jackson’s kid says is a “Blanket statement”
Just heard a news anchor freak out about “the invasion of slimy, green algae.” Shaking in my boots.
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 4, 2016
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