How good of friends are you? I mean, would you do anything to save your friends life? On this latest episode of West and Sparks, we discover just how good of friends they really are. Plus, we’re giving you the NEWS you won’t find anywhere else! News about: the unluckiest man in Australia, ghost sightings, and what happened to Ryan in a bathroom! This episode is firing on all cylinders, so strap in for West and Sparks episode 124!
News That Matters:
- He saved sponge bob
- I think I just became a vegetarian.
- FLOOR BURGERS.
- if it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face
- Yeah eat that burger Knight Rider! I haven’t liked you since you sang in public but I like you again my man. Leave Knight Rider alone he is chill.
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
It was just another normal drive to work. OR WAS IT?! I guess it was normal if you consider dodging a giant rubber ducky, before it devastates you and your entire family, as a normal occurrence! Holy rubbers, BATMAN! Some birds weren’t meant to be free! In the slam-bang-rubber-ducky-inflatable-debatable-thrill-ride-of-the-season, it’s “DUCK….or my mom will shoot!”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Yelling, yelling, yelling at the woods. Trees get barked at, but never understood. Why don’t the get me, I wonder at night. Maybe it’s my clothes, this be it might. Flashlights, Flashlights I see shine on me. Derek, my roommate screaming “I can see your wee wee.” Put my hands up? I must hurry with a pace. Someone is grabbing me, quick punch them in the face! I’m free now! Free at last! There’s nothing that can stop me! Wait, suddenly I’m not running too fast. Tingling all over, I haven’t felt this in the past. Something is on fire. OUCH! He tased me in the ________
Everything Michael Jackson’s kid says is a “Blanket statement”
Just heard a news anchor freak out about “the invasion of slimy, green algae.” Shaking in my boots.
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 4, 2016
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