Are you scared of clowns? Do you think you could survive being mauled by a grizzly bear…twice? If you answered “yes” to either question, you should listen to this podcast. If you answered “no,” you should listen to this podcast. On this latest episode of West and Sparks, we’re giving you the NEWS you won’t find anywhere else! News about: the real life “Die Hard,” being attacked by animals that should attack you and Michael Bolton even makes it into our discussions! It’s episode 125!
News That Matters:
- Anyone else think that he looks just like Sarah Jessica Parker when hes dressed as Erin Brockovich?
- Michael Bolton will never reach these heights in his career ever again.
- Michael fuckin Bolton ladies and gentlemen.
- I just think it’s funny that he says he wrote them a big sexy ‘hook’, and it’s about pirates
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Trick or Treat? Wrong. Because this year it’s all tricks! This Halloween, strap up for a slam-bang-put-a-dinosaur-on-a-million-dollar-bill-thrill-ride-of-the-season! I’m willing to bet you’ve shamed your parents on more than one occasion. I’ll bet you’ve had some lust. I’ll bet you’ve fornicated on a unicorn on the sabbath. The punishment for all this? DEATH! DEATH OF COURSE! DEATH AND ETERNAL HELL.
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
I sit in first class with first ass, platinum cards and straight cash. Never catch us smuggling on board planes, flash bulbs so bright, all they see is fame. Stored overhead is my carry on luggage, but inside me deep is more than just yesterday roughage. That ain’t yellow corn in my shoot making it bling, my unpuckered b-hole look like master P when he sing. 14 of us deep doing what we’re told. You wish you were talking this shit, because in my ass is _______
Everything Michael Jackson’s kid says is a “Blanket statement”
Just heard a news anchor freak out about “the invasion of slimy, green algae.” Shaking in my boots.
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 4, 2016
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