Much like your worse friend, you’re keeping the West and Sparks TIMED podcast around just to point, laugh, and call it stupid. We’re always breaking down the NEWS THAT MATTERS on this show. Plus, unlike any other podcast out there, we’re timing it! No lollygagging, just humor! Today we’re talking about: Penile Strangulation, Who pooped in the truck, and intentional forest fires! Strap in or strap on – it’s Episode 130 of West and Sparks!
News That Matters:
- what is your political leaning? you could be both a figurative and literal cuck!
- If we had Sharia law that would have been an easy fix. Lol
- Watch out in Australia a guy got fined $9000 for flying a drone to pick up a sausage in bread from a barbecue at Bunnings 😂 funny if he gets fined too
We didn’t start the fire. It was always burning since the world’s been turning. We didn’t start the fire. No we didn’t light it but we tried to fight it. OR DID WE? In the slam-bang-fire-starting-weather-man-yearning-Kentucky-bourbon-drinking-thrill-ride-of-the-season, it’s “Wannabe Weatherman.”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Hey baby, it’s me, the one you fantasized about tieing naked to that tree. What do you want? Oh that’s dirty, it’s illegal even though I’m 30. Consent, Consent, of course I say ok. But You still need to feed a bucking bronco some hay. Wine me, Dine me, get all in me heinie. We’re North of the border and it’s my brown eye that’s been gettin’ the cold shoulder. People are nice here always said-my-pah, now legally maple my leaf in ________
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) November 16, 2016
Nothing is more humbling than misspelling the word genius
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