What do you get when you combine 3 minutes on the worst kinds of sneezes, Arizona death penalties, and Van Damme spinoffs? You get the latest episode of West and Sparks! Ryan is leaking like a White House source and Sparks tries to tell you what he’d like to be lethally injected with! This one is a bit of a roller coaster ride, so strap in and listen to episode 138 of West and Sparks!
News That Matters:
- He sure NAILED IT
- annnnnnnnd this is why aliens still havent made contact….
- Wwatermelone haha
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Cruising on down to a place in India land, can’t wait to get there because the pressure I can’t stand. Squishing and pushing all up on my gland. Stashing the goods in more than the luggage in my hand. Going through their TSA, even my b-hole is getting scanned. A man pulls me aside, no emotion, his face all bland. Almost 4.5 pounds found on me as they radio higher command. Gold bars I had manned. Caught smuggling in about 88 ________
I am trying to not eat this entire bag of Oreos. I now know what Lindsay Lohan feels like during happy hour
Back on twitter! This is the hardest app for me to stay active on! Anyone else have this problem?
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) January 2, 2017
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