Ever get two peoples’ names totally mixed up? Like, there are a lot of Glenns and Glens out there, am I right?! What about movie theater etiquette?! You won’t believe the latest causes people are standing up for in Fargo! How many John Wilkes Booth references can one podcast fit in?! The whole time, Sparks is prattling on about Spruce Bringsteen! All this and more on the latest episode!
News That Matters:
- What’s wrong with dangling your dangle berry in a public dark room with a tremendous screen in front of you??
- I went to school with this cunt
- Why the fuck hasn’t my man got a record deal
- Lyrical genius
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Growing up on the farm. Raising bread, not doing no harm. Now my butt hurts like it’s twisted in a turban. I don’t have the microbes, because this city’s so _________I got something for you and I’ll place it where you poo. It involves the boys in blue and you with no crew. Cocked, locked and loaded. Tell you straight, this message aint coded. 8 years ago, that 2 presidential term. Let me spin you a story like I’m a rectum silkworm. 4 members of the law, that’s all, thought they’d have a payback ball. Put em on course to hear it from the source on a trial about excessive force. Now in the room with the man in the robe, cops shaking me up like I’m a little snow globe. They dropped my pants so fast it flash white like a strobe. Ever played russian roulette without a gun? No handles, allllll butt and it still anit fun. They got me triggered, but I just can’t pull it. That’s because in my rectum there’s a ________
Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017
dudes who get spray tanned must have an extra bromosome
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