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News That Matters:
- Motherfucker, i almost fainted watching this.
- They can only reproduce with iron vag. practitioners. A normal woman’s insides would be shredded by iron sperm.
- master balls!
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
India -Cows being treated like gods. Deservingly so because this one is kicking the odds. Unlike any other, this calf leaving quite the gaff, no longer having any brother. People can’t believe what the sick can achieve, no rectum born, still all naturally conceived. Never needs a kick in the rear and I’m not being vague, this no b-hole bovine got a 5th _______
Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017
your heart is actually beating you to death
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