Guess what time it is?! Oh, you already know! YOU. ALREADY. KNOW. It’s time for the news podcast that gets at the reeeeeeeaaaaal issues! Sparks might be a beta something or another, and ‘ole Westy can’t help but agree! We are talking about robots, fighting on the moon and we might even have the cure to syphilis! All this and more on episode 157!
News That Matters:
- I JUST TOOK A CRAP! ITS TIME TO DANCE !
- I like how he sprays before he grabbed the knife. 😀
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
WHoop Whoop went the sirens to pull me over. Got my luck running out like a 3 leaf clover. Smell of weed all up in the whip. Story’s going to crumble like a stale potato chip. Scale, crack, and a wad of cash. They caught me slinging the rest of my stash. In the cuffs I go and off to jail. I’m going to put it in my slot, I’m now the original blackmail. Cops now wondering what happened to the cheddar. I’m an athlete because their sliding down a track like an Olympic bobsledder. One step, two step, these are starting to cost me. Making cash withdrawals like my ass is an ATM ______.
Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017
dudes who get spray tanned must have an extra bromosome
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