THIS IS THE NEWS THAT MATTERS!!! You’re about to find out about: basement shark breeding, shaving your eyeballs, and NEVER RUSHING AGAIN! You need something to talk about with your loved ones. Trust us, they’re sick of hearing your same stories over and over again. It’s episode 158 of West and Sparks Podcast!
News That Matters:
- First comment
- And you wasted it.
- I don’t know how all the sharks got into that basement what that is like very very dangerous
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
I got something stuck in my bum. Something big plus tiny space, you add it up and tell me the sum. I know, you think I’m dumb. Maybe I just like portions larger than dim-sum. Two days of later and the help better come. It started with shots, then kept going. Pour me a glass and now off I’m showing. Highball? Flute? Nah gimme the one that makes my guts a rumbler, pour out the liquor and and hand me the ___________
Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017
your heart is actually beating you to death
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