The benefit of littering, FOX NEWS and is Tom Petty REALLY DEAD?! Not to mention, the boys discuss how to improve the restaurant industry, while simultaneously introducing population control. ALSO! Sean Hannity is ALL OVER THIS PODCAST! Did we mention it’s a free podcast? Did we mention that we tell riddles about rectums?! It’s episode 161 of West and Sparks Podcast!
News That Matters:
Love Notes of Eternal Confusion:
Two men could enter the ring, and both could cause each other such damage. One with a perfect V haircut and the other pretty much just makes the best sam’age! One is known for being old and the other is known for being old. Two olds don’t make a not old! Could they sell it out like Mayweather and McGrego? Or…will they just wither and die like they are fake prego? One goes under siege and the other thinks he has cornered the market on making burgers. How many rounds will they go? I say not even one, as neither could stay up late enough for round one.
- FUCK FOX NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!
- A person who continuously mentions himself in the third person, might have some issues and should not be given a weapon imo.
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Take one, order one, here it comes now! Get in, sit in, feelin high brow. Baggies, baggies, baggies don’t you see. All your drugs are kind of inside me. Whoop whoop it’s the five-o. You were speeding man? We were in no rush to go. Now your problem is my problem and it’s my bottom that’s got em. License and proof of insurance? My 2 shoot doesn’t have this kind of endurance. If my butt is a catcher, then my hand is Corey Kluber. Caught with drugs, I shouldn’t have taken this ________
Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017
your heart is actually beating you to death
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