It’s an extra special HALLOWEEN EDITION of West and Sparks! Look out ghouls and ghosties! That’s right! It’s the same lovable format of all the hottest news, while also providing you with a few extra JUMP SCARES! Sparks LOVES this holiday more than most! Download the episode to find out what West is handing out for holiday. Other topics: Vaseline, ninjas, and a ton of other newsworthy subjects! Bam! It’s episode 163!
News That Matters:
- Those eyebrows go up and down a lot
- The should spray the firehose on him
- Someone ought to punch that guy in the face for following ‘em around
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Drink, Drank, durnt. Spending my time getting turnt. We’re in India and I’ve got an Idea, let’s wrap this bottle with a human tortilla. Call me Kim Jong, because I’m going to make you ill, make you want to forget what just happened like taking the blue pill. Sounds scary? Well it’s true! This bottle’s the Canary and it’s turning your coal mine black and blue. Not likely getting caught, because it’s out of sight out of mind. Not likely to be forgot, because the victim is _______
Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017
your heart is actually beating you to death
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