West and Sparks back in the regular format! We’re coming at you like a World War II bomb that hasn’t ever exploded…UNTIL NOW! This week’s hot news topics include coat hangar fashion styles, best/worst places to get shot, and sorts of things that have to be forcefully removed by hospital staff! It’s all right here on episode 165 of West and Sparks!
News that Matters
- I would like to get shot at a hospital.
- The best place to get shot is in a video game.
- I would not want to get shot at all period!!!
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
No crime could be so heinous that allows a search of this man’s anus. Sure he’s a repeat offender, but it doesn’t mean that his parts aren’t tender. So what if there was a syringe, 14 pills, 40 packets of heroin, and some rolling papers. All off limits, because they’re surrounded by ass vapors. “Forcefully” removed by hospital staff, I’m sure the sedation was good for a laugh. But y’all stuck your neck out too far…giraffed. Lawsuits flying and this just aint his cash cow, it’s his golden calf. “My Butt Saved My Ass” should read his tombstone _________
Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017
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