We’ve returned! Much like most sequels it took a lot longer then we wanted to get part 2 out, (honestly, Paul is the reason for this), but we’ve returned to offer more fashion advice, just in time for those holiday parties.
Just like Part 1, we’ll give you fashion advice on clothing judged by the opposite sex. Without further ado…
Rompers
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Paul Oh: Ladies, I mean I’m going to keep my comments to a minimum on the god awful design of this “thing”, and focus purely on the article of clothing as a whole. I guess I just don’t get it. If this were to go all the way to the toes, you’d have footie pajamas. And why, is it ok for women to wear footie PJ’s in public, but if I go out in public in my PJ’s I get dirty looks? Granted, I sleep in nothing but my skivvies (I’m sure you wanted that image in your head, haha) but still it’s a double standard and I won’t stand for it. It’s like a dress, but it’s not. Almost like a deranged scientist wanting to play god had an experiment go horribly wrong and rompers was the result.
Nomi: Although I do like these, I will NEVER wear them! I’m no Beyonce… There’s only certain girls that can pull off this look. If you could pull it off… WEAR THE SH!T out of it girlllllllll!!! Now if you can’t pull it off, don’t worry, not a lot of girls can. But be honest with yourself, because if you’re not… You’re a damn fool! Don’t make yourself look like a saggy boob, mom ass woman. If you look great, go for it and don’t look back!
PS. if you look great in these one piece, I hate you. I wish I could rock this fashion statement.
Paul Oh:There’s a lot of affirmations going in that statement above, haha. But seriously ladies, these are basically a trendy version of the track suits old people wear in retirement communities. What, a shirt and pants are too much to deal with?
Low Hanger Harem Pants
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Nomi: What. The. F@#$. Seriously. Why is this even a trend. If you wear these, please tell me where you live so I can punch you in the dick. These pants look like you wear a diaper, or you took a major sh!t in your pants and you want to sport it. What you want to look like your ass is a parachute and but yet you want to show how fit/skinny your legs are.
Is this kind of a girl thigh syndrome? Where you want the gap between the thighs, so if the fabric hangs low, so low that your legs look skinny making it look like you have a huge gap.
Stop wearing these horrible “pants”. Just stop.
Paul: I don’t even know what these are? I’ve never seen anyone wear these in real life. I’m sure I’ve seen them on celebrities or something, but I feel like if I had seen someone wearing these in my actual life, I’d be in the back of a cop car after dolling out a serious ass kicking. I mentioned High-Waisted pants look like diapers, well this is the male version apparently.
Nomi: Once you see these pants out… You’ll know that our future is looking horrible. All you can do is shake your head and cry inside. I think the reason why these pants are a thing is so your balls can breathe but yet you can show off your skinny legs. Right??
Well, that’ll do it for this month. End of the day everyone, no matter the fashion you choose, own it. Except if it’s something we listed above…
