Greatest and most dangerous way to be a nerd


I love X-Men. I mean, I really love X-Men. I love X-Men so much, I think I’m the only person actually excited to Gambit get his own movie (and I think Channing Tatum’s gonna do great!) But I draw the line when it comes to people (like me) who can’t be trusted with a pair of safety scissors left alone pneumatic powered WOLVERINE CLAWS! i’m not saying this dude should be as excited as he is, because this is really fucking cool…but I just don’t think this kid should be allowed to own these (like me). It’s just a matter of time until this kid goes to scratch his eye, or shake someones hand, or…wipe – SHHHHINNNGGG….AHHHHHHHH!!