How to Heavy Metal (Metal Monday)

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When I was a wee lad, I had zero guidance in how to heavy metal. I liked the heavy metal–hell, even adored it–and I listened to the heavy metal whenever I could. I tried to heavy metal in my room with my first amp and guitar. I just couldn’t get the right “feel” though. The lyrics came out all wrong and the posture was weak. Let’s not even talk about the attire. Kids these days, however, don’t have to endure such conditions. Thankfully, Anvil has put together this respectable and hilarious video on how to heavy metal!