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Today we’re talking about: Madonna Movie, Taco Bell Wine, Black Market Chuck E Cheese- Sparks Radio Ep 250
Stories:
Madonna Movie
- There’s a madonna movie coming out
- The article said that she wants it a be a feature film, that stars with her life growing up in michigan, to the slums in NY, to global stardom
- Yeah Madonna was born and raised in michigan.
- She sang about it in her hit song La Isla Detroitia
- God I hope this movie is like an 80’s version of 8 mile
- Call it 80’s Mile
- She’s going to direct it and co-write it with Diablo Cody,
- the lady who won an oscar for writing Juno,
- Which I thought the original was good.
- Not the sequel, not as good: Juno 2: Juno what I’m saying
- I’ve never been less excited to see a movie since i watched the last thing she directed e
- That weird Covid rant bathtub video
- “Coronavirus is the great equalizer, it doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor” cut! This is all wrong! I need more bubbles!
- Can you imagine trying to co-write a script with madonna?
- Madonna the script is wet again, why do you have to do everything in the bathtub!
- Working with Madonna?
- For once, sounds like Diablo made a deal with the devil
- I don’t hate Madonna at all
- I just think she tries really hard to let everyone know she different
- Like a vegan
- Like a veeeegannnnn
- It clear she’s trying to capitalize on all the bio pics lately
- There all named after their hit songs
- Rocketman – the elton john movie
- Bohemian rhapsody – the freddie mercury movie
- You can name this one – Beautiful Stranger – the lady from the austin powers soundtrack
- I wonder who will play Madonna
- You know she’ll pick someone completely random and off base
- Here’s my predictions for who she’ll pick to play her
- Kanye West
- William Defoe
- Ruth Bader Ginsberg
- Miley Cirus with british accent
- herself
- Herself
- herself
- herself, but injected with the blood of other actors
- Or A scarecrow with a cone bra
- Can’t wait to never see it
Taco bell wine
- Taco bell now has wine
- And if that sounds awful
- It’s jalapeno wine
- Jalapeno noir they’re calling it
- It’s available in Canada
- It’s a gimmicky way to promote their new Toasted Cheesy Chalupa
- As much as you think I’m going to bash Taco Bell, I’m not
- I love Taco bell
- The chalupa is what I order everytime I go.
- I get 2 chalupas and for desert i have regret
- Taco bell gets made fun a lot, but who gives a shit
- Taco bell, taco bell gives the shit
- I see 2 problems with this jalapeno wine
- 1 it’s wine
- I’m not a fan of wine
- It reminds me of church – let’s stand in line to drink the sacred blood, like vampires at the DMV
- 2 it’s not the food I normally get at taco bell
- Taco bell, above all others, is the place where you never deviate from your go to
- I bet I you can tell me right now, what you always order at Taco bell
- Like i said mine is the number 6 2 chalupa meal, baja with soft taco and a Gatorde Red
- see, you never go off your normal menu at Taco bell
- You think people can’t handle wearing a mask?
- change the Taco Bell menu around
- People will freak
- Tacovid
- They’re not going to give you wine in the drive through, which means they’re going to have to go inside
- Have you seen the inside of a taco bell in the last decade?
- People don’t like it in there
- It’s like being back in school
- Give you a tray with your meal like you’re being feed by the lunch lady
- Even before you get to the counter
- It’s like a pop quiz
- You have to figure out that maze where people wait in line
- I just want to eat!
- Who’s the manager, the riddler?
- Drinking AT taco bell is not something you do
- Drinking before taco is what you do
- If they want you to buy something you’ll need, they need you get off the alcohol and focus on what you’ll need after you drank it
- Yeah I’ll take a crunchwrap supreme, 6 tacos, and a large Pedialyte
Black Market Chuck E Cheese
- Chuck E Cheese
- Or as his mother named him – Charles Entertainment Cheese
- It’s true, that’s what the E stands for…
- Is going through a bit of a rough patch at the moment
- The Company that owns Chuck E Cheese, CEC Entertainment
- Which stands for Chuck E Cheese entertainment
- Has filed for bankruptcy
- I know what you’re asking – how could a company so button up the likes of Chuck Entertainment Cheese owner Chuck Entertainment Cheese Entertainment – go out of business?
- The answer is covid
- But there’s another twist
- Because if you remember, chuck E cheese wasn’t just a place for family fun
- It was like the vatican for children
- It was like a country in a country
- ruling independently with its own laws and currency
- The laws were simple, no peeing in the ball pit
- But your american dollars were no good there.
- You needed to go to the currency exchange counter, like you’re inside a foreign airport
- Those ticket were worth something, because you could redeem prizes with them
- So now in the bankruptcy filing, Chuck Entertainment Cheese Entertainment is requesting to destroy 7 billion prize tickets
- Street value of $9 million dollars
- Holy shit, there $9 million dollars worth of fake money sitting in shipping container somewhere
- This sounds like the plot of the next Fast and the Furious movie
- Fast 10: Tickets to ride
- Guys this ludacris!- no, i’m ludacris
- remember, the first fast and furious movie, they were trying to steal a semi full of DVD players
- Chuck Entertainment Cheese Entertainment wants to spen 2 million just to destroy them
- You’re going to spend $2 million dollars to destroy them?
- No wonder they’re bankrupt
- Clearly, they’ve never been to chuck e cheese before-
- It’s super easy to get rid of
- 7 billion tickets gets you a pencil, kazoo, and an eraser shaped like a foot
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