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Madonna Movie, Taco Bell Wine, Black Market Chuck E Cheese- Sparks Radio Ep 250

September 16, 2020

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What up! Welcome to the show! If it’s your first time here, this is a show I do every single day where I take 3 stories that jumped out at me and break them down with you and for you! 

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Today we’re talking about:  Madonna Movie, Taco Bell Wine, Black Market Chuck E Cheese- Sparks Radio Ep 250

Stories:

Madonna Movie

  • There’s a madonna movie coming out
  • The article said that she wants it a be a feature film, that stars with her life growing up in michigan, to the slums in NY, to global stardom
  • Yeah Madonna was born and raised in michigan.
  • She sang about it in her hit song La Isla Detroitia
  • God I hope this movie is like an 80’s version of 8 mile
  • Call it 80’s Mile
  • She’s going to direct it and co-write it with Diablo Cody, 
  • the lady who won an oscar for writing Juno, 
  • Which I thought the original was good.
  • Not the sequel, not as good: Juno 2: Juno what I’m saying
  • I’ve never been less excited to see a movie since i watched the last thing she directed e 
  • That weird Covid rant bathtub video
  • “Coronavirus is the great equalizer, it doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor” cut! This is all wrong! I need more bubbles! 
  • Can you imagine trying to co-write a script with madonna? 
  • Madonna the script is wet again, why do you have to do everything in the bathtub!
  • Working with Madonna?
  • For once, sounds like Diablo made a deal with the devil
  • I don’t hate Madonna at all
  • I just think she tries really hard to let everyone know she different
  • Like a vegan
  • Like a veeeegannnnn
  • It clear she’s trying to capitalize on all the bio pics lately
  • There all named after their hit songs
  • Rocketman – the elton john movie
  • Bohemian rhapsody – the freddie mercury movie
  • You can name this one – Beautiful Stranger – the lady from the austin powers soundtrack 
  • I wonder who will play Madonna
  • You know she’ll pick someone completely random and off base
  • Here’s my predictions for who she’ll pick to play her
    • Kanye West
    • William Defoe
    • Ruth Bader Ginsberg
    • Miley Cirus with british accent
    • herself 
    • Herself 
    • herself 
    • herself, but injected with the blood of other actors
    • Or A scarecrow with a cone bra
  • Can’t wait to never see it

Taco bell wine

  • Taco bell now has wine
  • And if that sounds awful
  • It’s jalapeno wine 
  • Jalapeno noir they’re calling it
  • It’s available in Canada
  • It’s a gimmicky way to promote their new Toasted Cheesy Chalupa
  • As much as you think I’m going to bash Taco Bell, I’m not
  • I love Taco bell
  • The chalupa is what I order everytime I go. 
  • I get 2 chalupas and for desert i have regret
  • Taco bell gets made fun a lot, but who gives a shit
  • Taco bell, taco bell gives the shit
  • I see 2 problems with this jalapeno wine
  • 1 it’s wine
    • I’m not a fan of wine
    • It reminds me of church – let’s stand in line to drink the sacred blood, like vampires at the DMV
  • 2 it’s not the food I normally get at taco bell
  • Taco bell, above all others, is the place where you never deviate from your go to
  • I bet I you can tell me right now, what you always order at Taco bell
  • Like i said mine is the number 6 2 chalupa meal, baja with soft taco and a Gatorde Red
  • see, you never go off your normal menu at Taco bell
  • You think people can’t handle wearing a mask?
  • change the Taco Bell menu around
  • People will freak
  • Tacovid 
  • They’re not going to give you wine in the drive through, which means they’re going to have to go inside
  • Have you seen the inside of a taco bell in the last decade?
  • People don’t like it in there
  • It’s like being back in school
  • Give you a tray with your meal like you’re being feed by the lunch lady
  • Even before you get to the counter
  • It’s like a pop quiz
  • You have to figure out that maze where people wait in line
  • I just want to eat! 
  • Who’s the manager, the riddler?
  • Drinking AT taco bell is not something you do
  • Drinking before taco is what you do
  • If they want you to buy something you’ll need, they need you get off the alcohol and focus on what you’ll need after you drank it
  • Yeah I’ll take a crunchwrap supreme, 6 tacos, and a large Pedialyte

Black Market Chuck E Cheese

  • Chuck E Cheese
  • Or as his mother named him – Charles Entertainment Cheese
  • It’s true, that’s what the E stands for…
  • Is going through a bit of a rough patch at the moment
  • The Company that owns Chuck E Cheese, CEC Entertainment
  • Which stands for Chuck E Cheese entertainment
  • Has filed for bankruptcy
  • I know what you’re asking – how could a company so button up the likes of Chuck Entertainment Cheese owner Chuck Entertainment Cheese Entertainment – go out of business? 
  • The answer is covid
  • But there’s another twist
  • Because if you remember, chuck E cheese wasn’t just a place for family fun
  • It was like the vatican for children
  • It was like a country in a country
  • ruling independently with its own laws and currency
  • The laws were simple, no peeing in the ball pit
  • But your american dollars were no good there.
  • You needed to go to the currency exchange counter, like you’re inside a foreign airport
  • Those ticket were worth something, because you could redeem prizes with them
  • So now in the bankruptcy filing, Chuck Entertainment Cheese Entertainment is requesting to destroy 7 billion prize tickets
  • Street value of $9 million dollars
  • Holy shit, there $9 million dollars worth of fake money sitting in shipping container somewhere
  • This sounds like the plot of the next Fast and the Furious movie
  • Fast 10: Tickets to ride
  • Guys this ludacris!- no, i’m ludacris
  • remember, the first fast and furious movie, they were trying to steal a semi full of DVD players
  • Chuck Entertainment Cheese Entertainment wants to spen 2 million just to destroy them
  • You’re going to spend $2 million dollars to destroy them?
  • No wonder they’re bankrupt
  • Clearly, they’ve never been to chuck e cheese before- 
  • It’s super easy to get rid of 
  • 7 billion tickets gets you a pencil, kazoo, and an eraser shaped like a foot

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  • Thanks and we’ll talk tomorrow! 

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