Man Spoils Newest Episode of Weather

IDAHO—–Nick Geberbis, 35, caught hell on social media sites everywhere when he posted about scattered rainstorms, before the rest of the world watched the weather broadcast.

Mr. Gerberbis publicly apologized: “I was trying to be helpful, but I guess I really screwed the pooch on this one.” Local neighbors, 73 and up, have been petitioning to have Mr. Geberbis excommunicated from Idaho but it’s unlikely to get past the petitioning phase.

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