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Mannequin Actors, Jet Ski Cop Chase, Jeep Hotel – Sparks Radio Podcast Ep 245

September 9, 2020

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Today we’re talking about: Mannequin Actors, Jet Ski Cop Chase, Jeep Hotel – Sparks Radio Podcast Ep 245

Stories:

The bold and the blunderful

  • I don’t know if you’ve heard yet, but 2020 seems to be virus season
  • And this has impacted pretty much every person on earth, 
  • everyone that is except mannequins 
  • According to the soap opera- the bold and the beautiful – they’re people too
  • I guess the show has their actors kissing mannequins instead other actors because of covid
  • They put a wig on the mannequin to make it look like it was the actress’ hair and then shot it from behind
  • A fan spotted it and put it online where the actor admitted that he did make out with his new dead eyed, lifeless, co-star
  • Then he kissed the mannequin
  • Could you watch an actor kiss a mannequin and still be invested in the story line? 
  • I manne-can’t
  • This stiff, wooden, lifeless acting, felt like I was watching a Michael Bay film
  • I have to give credit to the crew and the actor, Lawrence Saint- Victor, because they really tried to sell it 
  • But It was the part where he sensually slid his hand down the mannequins back
  • It took the romance out of it
  • A feeling I know all too well, because I know what I look like naked
  • There’s a benefit though
  • We don’t child actors anymore, their lives always get ruined 
  • Every child Mannequin is an adult – they were born in forever 21
  • Maybe they’ll even move from acting into directing
  • Directed by Michael Mann…equin 
  • What if this relationship and this pandemic continues linger on
  • It’s a soap opera – Things are going to get steamy
  • Are we going to have mannequin sex on daytime tv? 
  • And the Day Time Emmy for most convincing scene with a sex dolls goes to –  Lawrence Saint- Victor
  • He’s in his trailer
  • Hey, we’re ready for you on set! What are you doing in there?
  • Just rehearsing my scene with my co-star!
  • Acting! 

Miami Cop chase

  • The cops down in Miami were in a high speed chase 
  • Normally, I don’t consider these things news
  • But, this one was a little different
  • Play Audio  
  • A Boston Market?
  • The man went from playing chicken to craving it. 
  • Yeah the guy was in a high speed chase on a jet ski
  • This is one of the more insane way to run from the cops
  • Here’s the list of the worst ways to run from the cops:
    • Flip flops
    • clogs 
    • Snow shoes
    • Hoverround 
    • 93 ford bronco
  • And of course – jet ski
  • What was this guy thinking
  • It’s the ocean.
  • It’s an endless horizon, 
  • they’ll be able to see you for the next three days 
  • We lost sight of the subject around 8:43pm due to the curvature of the earth
  • We’ve got a code wave runner
  • I guess he originally started fleeing because he had a manatee zone infraction
  • Which is not something you want to go to prison over
  • WHat are you in here for, I murdered a family 7
  • What are you in here for?
  • Sea cows
  • Every police press conference from a water chase should be loaded with puns
  • Here’s current situation
  • The suspect has waved his rights
  • I just want to float this out there
  • When we sea life at risk. We don’t mess aboat 
  • I want to re-a-shore the public that this wont happen again

Jeep Hotel

  • Jeep, yeah the car company doing doing a marketing gimmick that getting some attention
  • They’re calling it the renegade hotel
  • It’s not a hotel and you’re not in a jeep renegade
  • It’s a tent strapped 230ft up to one of the poles on the roof of the O2 arena in london
  • Jeep wants to let a couple people sleep there for a night for free
  • Would you do this?
  • The first 2 problems I see with this, are going number 1 and 2
  • It’s a tent suspended in the air – there’s no bathroom
  • The roof of the arena is white
  • If you’ve got to squeeze out a twosie in the middle of the night, they’re going to see it in the morning
  • Name it the O-poo arena 
  • Plus staying in a tent anywhere is the worst
  • Tents were invented for survival, not for great night out
  • You know who thinks camping is fun?
  • People who own homes
  • Personally, I love walls and roofs and not having to zip up my front door
  • What does this have to do with jeep? 
  • Do all Jeep owners sleep in tents on poles?
  • That sounds like a summer camp for strippes
  • Women do apparently like a jeep 
  • According to lesbain business community dot com
  • I have it bookmarked
  • They rank the jeep at number 2 as a lesbians favorite car
  • So if I got this right –  Jeep is trying to target with this promotion
  • British homeless lesbians who love heights and hate beds

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