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Today we’re talking about: Mannequin Actors, Jet Ski Cop Chase, Jeep Hotel – Sparks Radio Podcast Ep 245
Stories:
- I don’t know if you’ve heard yet, but 2020 seems to be virus season
- And this has impacted pretty much every person on earth,
- everyone that is except mannequins
- According to the soap opera- the bold and the beautiful – they’re people too
- I guess the show has their actors kissing mannequins instead other actors because of covid
- They put a wig on the mannequin to make it look like it was the actress’ hair and then shot it from behind
- A fan spotted it and put it online where the actor admitted that he did make out with his new dead eyed, lifeless, co-star
- Then he kissed the mannequin
- Could you watch an actor kiss a mannequin and still be invested in the story line?
- I manne-can’t
- This stiff, wooden, lifeless acting, felt like I was watching a Michael Bay film
- I have to give credit to the crew and the actor, Lawrence Saint- Victor, because they really tried to sell it
- But It was the part where he sensually slid his hand down the mannequins back
- It took the romance out of it
- A feeling I know all too well, because I know what I look like naked
- There’s a benefit though
- We don’t child actors anymore, their lives always get ruined
- Every child Mannequin is an adult – they were born in forever 21
- Maybe they’ll even move from acting into directing
- Directed by Michael Mann…equin
- What if this relationship and this pandemic continues linger on
- It’s a soap opera – Things are going to get steamy
- Are we going to have mannequin sex on daytime tv?
- And the Day Time Emmy for most convincing scene with a sex dolls goes to – Lawrence Saint- Victor
- He’s in his trailer
- Hey, we’re ready for you on set! What are you doing in there?
- Just rehearsing my scene with my co-star!
- Acting!
- The cops down in Miami were in a high speed chase
- Normally, I don’t consider these things news
- But, this one was a little different
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- A Boston Market?
- The man went from playing chicken to craving it.
- Yeah the guy was in a high speed chase on a jet ski
- This is one of the more insane way to run from the cops
- Here’s the list of the worst ways to run from the cops:
- Flip flops
- clogs
- Snow shoes
- Hoverround
- 93 ford bronco
- And of course – jet ski
- What was this guy thinking
- It’s the ocean.
- It’s an endless horizon,
- they’ll be able to see you for the next three days
- We lost sight of the subject around 8:43pm due to the curvature of the earth
- We’ve got a code wave runner
- I guess he originally started fleeing because he had a manatee zone infraction
- Which is not something you want to go to prison over
- WHat are you in here for, I murdered a family 7
- What are you in here for?
- Sea cows
- Every police press conference from a water chase should be loaded with puns
- Here’s current situation
- The suspect has waved his rights
- I just want to float this out there
- When we sea life at risk. We don’t mess aboat
- I want to re-a-shore the public that this wont happen again
Jeep Hotel
- Jeep, yeah the car company doing doing a marketing gimmick that getting some attention
- They’re calling it the renegade hotel
- It’s not a hotel and you’re not in a jeep renegade
- It’s a tent strapped 230ft up to one of the poles on the roof of the O2 arena in london
- Jeep wants to let a couple people sleep there for a night for free
- Would you do this?
- The first 2 problems I see with this, are going number 1 and 2
- It’s a tent suspended in the air – there’s no bathroom
- The roof of the arena is white
- If you’ve got to squeeze out a twosie in the middle of the night, they’re going to see it in the morning
- Name it the O-poo arena
- Plus staying in a tent anywhere is the worst
- Tents were invented for survival, not for great night out
- You know who thinks camping is fun?
- People who own homes
- Personally, I love walls and roofs and not having to zip up my front door
- What does this have to do with jeep?
- Do all Jeep owners sleep in tents on poles?
- That sounds like a summer camp for strippes
- Women do apparently like a jeep
- According to lesbain business community dot com
- I have it bookmarked
- They rank the jeep at number 2 as a lesbians favorite car
- So if I got this right – Jeep is trying to target with this promotion
- British homeless lesbians who love heights and hate beds
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