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Rant – What’s Inside Her Australian Brain? – Sparks Show Ep 263

October 6, 2020

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Today we’re talking about What’s Inside an Australian Woman’s Brain!

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  • A women in Australia went to the doctors after complaining of headaches for more than a month
  • They ran an MRI and saw some kind of mass inside her head and thinking that it was a tumor they decided to operate
  • When they cracked her head open they didn’t see a tumor. They saw a sack of tapeworm eggs. 
  • A TAPEWORM LAID EGGS in her brain.
  • IN HER BRAIN!
  • Yeah, that’s some food for thought, except her thoughts were food. 
  • This is the worst kind of brain child
  • The only thing that eaten at my brain is television
  • And, obviously, you’re watching/listening what that’s done 
  • Where was i?
  • Australian lady!
  • There’s a couple way to get a tapeworm
  • But, you get tapeworm larva by eating poop with the eggs in it
  • Which means 
  • There’s really only one way this happens…she ate some ass, right? 
  • I know, it’s an unpleasant thought, but I think this is evidence that she’s got a dirty mind in more ways than one
  • It’s a pandemic and we’ve got an Australian breaking quarantine to go eat the wrong kind of Outback?
  • Shame 
  • I wish there was a place where we can take all the riff raff of the world
  • It’s always been a fear of mine that a parasite would burrow into my brain and then control my thoughts and actions
  • Living in my face like that little alien dude in Men in Black 
  • Actually that’s probably going to be her excuse once everyone starts calling her Australian ass eater. 
  • IT WASN’T ME, IT WAS THE VOICE IN ME HEAD
  • IT CONTROLLED ME LIKE A FECES EATING GOLEM. 
  • MY POO-cious 
  • It gets you thinking about what actions are really ours and what if something else is controlling us and our decisions
  • Like this one time, I ate an entire bag of oreos in one sitting
  • That wasn’t me who made that decision. I didn’t have a choice
  • It was the other thing controlling me
  • Sadness 
  • We need to take care of this
  • Nobody on earth should be called an egghead in 2020 and make literal sense
  • We need to cook all foods. Wash our hands. And stop people from sitting in John McAfee’s hammocks
    • Side note, if you haven’t watched that documentary yet, it’s wild
  • This year’s been tough
  • At least  This halloween, lighting bags of shit on fire isn’t just a prank, it’s a public safety measure



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