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Today we’re talking about What’s Inside an Australian Woman’s Brain!
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- A women in Australia went to the doctors after complaining of headaches for more than a month
- They ran an MRI and saw some kind of mass inside her head and thinking that it was a tumor they decided to operate
- When they cracked her head open they didn’t see a tumor. They saw a sack of tapeworm eggs.
- A TAPEWORM LAID EGGS in her brain.
- IN HER BRAIN!
- Yeah, that’s some food for thought, except her thoughts were food.
- This is the worst kind of brain child
- The only thing that eaten at my brain is television
- And, obviously, you’re watching/listening what that’s done
- Where was i?
- Australian lady!
- There’s a couple way to get a tapeworm
- But, you get tapeworm larva by eating poop with the eggs in it
- Which means
- There’s really only one way this happens…she ate some ass, right?
- I know, it’s an unpleasant thought, but I think this is evidence that she’s got a dirty mind in more ways than one
- It’s a pandemic and we’ve got an Australian breaking quarantine to go eat the wrong kind of Outback?
- Shame
- I wish there was a place where we can take all the riff raff of the world
- It’s always been a fear of mine that a parasite would burrow into my brain and then control my thoughts and actions
- Living in my face like that little alien dude in Men in Black
- Actually that’s probably going to be her excuse once everyone starts calling her Australian ass eater.
- IT WASN’T ME, IT WAS THE VOICE IN ME HEAD
- IT CONTROLLED ME LIKE A FECES EATING GOLEM.
- MY POO-cious
- It gets you thinking about what actions are really ours and what if something else is controlling us and our decisions
- Like this one time, I ate an entire bag of oreos in one sitting
- That wasn’t me who made that decision. I didn’t have a choice
- It was the other thing controlling me
- Sadness
- We need to take care of this
- Nobody on earth should be called an egghead in 2020 and make literal sense
- We need to cook all foods. Wash our hands. And stop people from sitting in John McAfee’s hammocks
- Side note, if you haven’t watched that documentary yet, it’s wild
- This year’s been tough
- At least This halloween, lighting bags of shit on fire isn’t just a prank, it’s a public safety measure
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