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Schwarzenegger Baby, Australian Watermelon Pipe, Michael Looking Girl – Sparks Radio Podcast Ep 225

August 10, 2020

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Today we’re talking: Schwarzenegger Baby, Australian Watermelon Pipe, Michael Looking Girl on Sparks Radio Podcast Ep 225!

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Schwarzenegger baby

  • Chris Pratt just had a baby with…Katherine Schwarzenegger
  • She gave birth to baby girl and we have the audio right here
  • Baby Schwarzenegger Audio
  • She sounds absolutely beautiful
  • I wonder if she got a lot from her father’s side 
  • I’m so happy for them
  • They went on to describe their joy in an instagram post. Posting a bible quote calling childing fruit of the womb.
  • Fruit of the womb is a horrifying phrase and it reminds me of that guy in the Grapes costume from the fruit of the loom commercials. 
  • fruit of a loom could have a clothing line for babies called Fruit of the womb.
  • You start out with Fruit of the Womb as a baby, Fruit of the Loom growing up…then Fruit of the Tomb. Your funeral clothes. 
  • I guess we have other baby schwarzenegger audio (play audio)
  • I’m surprised the baby already knew Raw Deal…that’s a deep schwarzenegger cut. 
  • Maybe it’s genetic

Australia Pipe

  • Australia is looking to pipe some energy to Asia 
  • A couple of billionaires and the gov want to use the outback as a massive solar array, store the energy in batteries, and then in a watermelon sized pipe, send energy to the asian grid
  • A watermelon sized pipe?
  • What a weird thing to compare a pipe size to
  • You could just say it’s a foot in diameter
  • I wish the rest of the article would’ve compared the rest of the information to food.
  • “Yeah you know Asia’s about 43,000 hams away, so we need to run this watermelon sized pipe along the ocean floor 82,000 meat pies deep”
  • Oh I’m sorry that was in metric – Asia is 63,000 cheeseburgers from Australia for all you Americans
  • This sounds like an amazing project that can revolutionize the world and bring a ton of cheap energy to people who need it
  • That’s why it doesn’t feel like it’s going to happen. I hope it does though. 
  • That’s why we need to create a big follow through team
  • A team that insures these big ideas get followed through on 
  • Call it the FU team – Or “Follow Up” Team
  • Spout off big ideas that get people excited – I’m calling FU
  • Need Someone to put your plans into Action – FU!
  • Different divisions for different countries so – FU Australia!

Girl Look like Michael

  • A teenage girl posted a selfie on Twitter
  • She looks like “Bad” era Michael Jackson.
  • People are making fun of her and quoting Michael Jackson but she’s laughing at it
  • Honestly it’s because she’s not bad looking
  • Michael Jackson was a hideous man
  • He aged Benjamin Button Nose
  • He kept getting surgery and face lifts and then progressively getting creepier looking
  • If Michael Jackson was alive today he’d look Red Skull or the guy from Tales from the Crypt
  • Which I guess is what he looks right now anyway
  • He couldn’t stop fucking with his face! 
  • I’m the same way as when I recently gave myself a haircut. 
  • A little bit here, a little bit more, I guess I need to even it out a bit on this side now. 
  • Before I know it I’m trimmed I’ve got my foot on the counter trimming my rim for the first time. 
  • It’s like when Russian flew on the dark side of the moon for the first time. I was naming all the craters
  • My bathroom looked like the floor of a Mongolian barbershop 
  • I guess I have to throw those clippers away now. 
  • Always have 2 sets of clippers.
  • One for your head and 1 for everything else.
  • I guess what I’m saying is that Michael Jackson wasn’t an ugly “person.” He was an ugly “man.” 
  • This lady’s picture is proof that Michael Jackson wouldn’t be a weird looking person if he was a different gender. 
  • That was his great mistake. He chose the wrong doctors. 

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