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Today we’re talking: Schwarzenegger Baby, Australian Watermelon Pipe, Michael Looking Girl on Sparks Radio Podcast Ep 225!
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Schwarzenegger baby
- Chris Pratt just had a baby with…Katherine Schwarzenegger
- She gave birth to baby girl and we have the audio right here
- Baby Schwarzenegger Audio
- She sounds absolutely beautiful
- I wonder if she got a lot from her father’s side
- I’m so happy for them
- They went on to describe their joy in an instagram post. Posting a bible quote calling childing fruit of the womb.
- Fruit of the womb is a horrifying phrase and it reminds me of that guy in the Grapes costume from the fruit of the loom commercials.
- fruit of a loom could have a clothing line for babies called Fruit of the womb.
- You start out with Fruit of the Womb as a baby, Fruit of the Loom growing up…then Fruit of the Tomb. Your funeral clothes.
- I guess we have other baby schwarzenegger audio (play audio)
- I’m surprised the baby already knew Raw Deal…that’s a deep schwarzenegger cut.
- Maybe it’s genetic
Australia Pipe
- Australia is looking to pipe some energy to Asia
- A couple of billionaires and the gov want to use the outback as a massive solar array, store the energy in batteries, and then in a watermelon sized pipe, send energy to the asian grid
- A watermelon sized pipe?
- What a weird thing to compare a pipe size to
- You could just say it’s a foot in diameter
- I wish the rest of the article would’ve compared the rest of the information to food.
- “Yeah you know Asia’s about 43,000 hams away, so we need to run this watermelon sized pipe along the ocean floor 82,000 meat pies deep”
- Oh I’m sorry that was in metric – Asia is 63,000 cheeseburgers from Australia for all you Americans
- This sounds like an amazing project that can revolutionize the world and bring a ton of cheap energy to people who need it
- That’s why it doesn’t feel like it’s going to happen. I hope it does though.
- That’s why we need to create a big follow through team
- A team that insures these big ideas get followed through on
- Call it the FU team – Or “Follow Up” Team
- Spout off big ideas that get people excited – I’m calling FU
- Need Someone to put your plans into Action – FU!
- Different divisions for different countries so – FU Australia!
Girl Look like Michael
- A teenage girl posted a selfie on Twitter
- She looks like “Bad” era Michael Jackson.
- People are making fun of her and quoting Michael Jackson but she’s laughing at it
- Honestly it’s because she’s not bad looking
- Michael Jackson was a hideous man
- He aged Benjamin Button Nose
- He kept getting surgery and face lifts and then progressively getting creepier looking
- If Michael Jackson was alive today he’d look Red Skull or the guy from Tales from the Crypt
- Which I guess is what he looks right now anyway
- He couldn’t stop fucking with his face!
- I’m the same way as when I recently gave myself a haircut.
- A little bit here, a little bit more, I guess I need to even it out a bit on this side now.
- Before I know it I’m trimmed I’ve got my foot on the counter trimming my rim for the first time.
- It’s like when Russian flew on the dark side of the moon for the first time. I was naming all the craters
- My bathroom looked like the floor of a Mongolian barbershop
- I guess I have to throw those clippers away now.
- Always have 2 sets of clippers.
- One for your head and 1 for everything else.
- I guess what I’m saying is that Michael Jackson wasn’t an ugly “person.” He was an ugly “man.”
- This lady’s picture is proof that Michael Jackson wouldn’t be a weird looking person if he was a different gender.
- That was his great mistake. He chose the wrong doctors.
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