Today we’re talking about SOS needs to change, Spain has a King?, and Living in the bushes for 5 years
Top news: Beirut Explosion
3 men and a boat
◦ 3 mariners have been rescued after being stranded on an uninhabited island in the middle of the Damn ocean
◦ They were in a 23 foot boat going from one island to another one when they got lost and ran out of gas
◦ They were stranded on this island for 3 days!
◦ Not even an island, it’s an atoll, as in I a told you not to turn left Gary!
◦ The us Air Force saw the SOS written on the beach from a plane.
◦ Then dropped a radio from a c-130 to them, where the 3 guys can communicate
◦ If I were those guys, I’d be terrified seeing something drop from the sky.
◦ The last thing dropped by a us military plane on an island in that part of the world was also radio…active.
◦ Pretty smart to write sos. It saved their life…but can’t we make that a bit shorter? Why so it have to be 3 letters long? What if they ran out of rocks? Soooooooo
◦ You have to make the letters smaller Gary! Yes I realize then people have a harder time seeing it, but we it need 3 letters!!
◦ Instead of SOS – save our ship – we just made it S!
◦ That’s the same thing!
◦ Exclamation point is way easier than an O and another S
◦ That’s what everyone is saying in that situation anyway.
King of Spain fled
◦ The former king of Spain he fled the country and is rumored to be in the DR
◦ This guy abdicated the throne back in 2014
◦ Now he’s caught up in a couple of scandals
◦ I’m going to sound dumb, but I didn’t even know Spain still had a current king…let alone a former one
◦ Why are king and queens still around?
◦ Kings and queens are worthless because they get money from their citizen…which are also worth less
◦ We’ve got billionaires now.
◦ Even Wonder Woman with all her power, was only an amazon princess
◦ Jeff Bezos, now owns the amazon.
◦ I heard he Lives in the cloud.
◦ They’re saying that their going to try this Juan Carlos, the former king,the same way they would try anyone else in the country
◦ Nobody believes that.
◦ The man’s face was one the money. Oddly enough, no Juan Juanted it.
◦ I know you’re thinking: thanks for the explain, but this is Spain, so please stay in your lane, but the is guy tried to reign and is running from blame, so listen to what I’m sayin, I’m not crazy or insane, he’s got guilt he’s tryin to abstain, Im like look like a window pane, this guy boarded a plane, stealin money is in humane, now we’ve covered it like a membrane, I’ll let you digest it like chicken chow main wrapped in Romaine, now I retreat to my quarantane
◦ Sorry, I watched Hamilton last night
On the lamb
◦ Man went hiding for 5 years
◦ Thought he was a victim of a murder
◦ Victim of exploitation
◦ He was hiding under bushes in town!
◦ This is incredible, he just picks up and dips for 5 years to live in bushes
◦ How did he pay for things?
◦ Was just living in bushes and thought this is my life now?
◦ Could you do this? I couldn’t.
◦ I tried running away when I was a kid and all I brought with me were my legos, baseball cards, and a sandwich.
◦ I wasn’t thinking about the long term.
◦ I respect people that can do this
◦ I watched that movie into the wild where the guy burns he wallet, I was like ok, then he burns the cash.
◦ Why? It’s untraceable! Just use it to buy a knife or toilet paper or something!
◦ Remember at the beginning of this pandemic how scared everyone was about wiping their ass!
◦ That’s me every time I go camping.
◦ I turns into me constantly thinking about not squeezing a twosey in the woods.
◦ Let’s go camping for the weekend? That means I’m not shitting till Sunday.
◦ I enjoy the outdoors, but it has a time limit. And it directly corolates with how much beef jerky I ate on the way there