West and Sparks TIMED Podcast Ep 100: What’s The Difference Between A Baby & An iPhone?

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EPISODE 100 of West and Sparks TIMED Podcast is here! WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN?!?!? This is a TIMED Podcast. One of a kind. Perfectly designed to make your week suck less. We time it, so your time isn’t wasted and you’re served some guaranteed gold! Today’s show: What’s the difference between a baby and an iPhone? Have marathons gone too far? Worst place to hold onto your bottle of Jack? Sit back and enjoy EPISODE 100 of West and Sparks!

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Mouth that Shit:

News That Matters:

Hey, get in the van! (Mystery Machine)

Don’t be such a baby

REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:

Smuggle me this, batman. Smuggle me this: A man wants to catalogue everything he has ever done but doesn’t have the mental capacity to do so. WHAT DOES HE DO?! POP QUIZ, hot shot! Smuggle me this, batman! You’re in South China, after a visit to Hong Kong! You’re coming in hot. RED HOT. WHAT DO YOU DO? What if there are TOO MANY OPTIONS?! How will you remember?! In the slam-bang-smuggle-me-this-batman-joyful-thrill-ride-that-south-china-has-ever-seen, it’s time to get down with the latest film, Smuggle Stuff, but not in the Rear Area!

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

Pants down, shirt up, half the way, i like to fuck.

Street layin, slurred speech, inserted it, between my cheeks

Cops called, found crack, in my rectum, bottle of _______

 

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