West and Sparks TIMED Podcast Ep 106: Gardening, Hiking, and Mountain Lions

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West and Sparks Are BACK!!! And if you like to garden bareback, you’re in for a real treat! This episode is all about: the newest Gardening Naked trend, scientists weird space theories, getting in someone’s nooks and crannies! This is a TIMED podcast…yeah, we TIME IT so we don’t end up wasting your time! This one gets pretty weird right off the bat, so fire this one up and kill some time with episode 106 of the West and Sparks Podcast!

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News That Matters:

• Space Periods! Periods! In Space!
• Naked time is coming!

REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:

Dicks! Dicks are in the air. Air Dicks! Everyone hit the deck…Or…HIT THE DICK! This post apocalyptic, synthetic cock-oriented movie is STRICTLY DICKLY! If you hear helicopter blades, it’s probably propelling a cock. A COCK-TER. When all of our world’s governments have collapsed and anarchy reigns in the streets, you will be PENALIZED (Pee-nal-ized). In the slam-BANG-action-THRUSTING-thrill-ride-vibration-of-a-movie-of-the- season, it’s “AIR COCK: a tale of floppy dicks!”

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

Just lean back, won’t cost you a dime, pull down your pants, it’s going to be fine. We ran a dog around your car, it found bupkis, you’ve got a record, there’s one spot i never miss. Pull back your underwear, I call them man panties, my little digit is digging in your nook and crannies. All done at a traffic stop ya hear, I stuck this in a rectum, normally done once a year!

 

FACT: All the fake rooms set up in IKEA are actually leftover sets from Swedish soap operas. @IKEAUSA #Vegas

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